Sam Lord

Time waits for no one so don't wait for a right time

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

@Hermesparcels are the worst company to try and get hold of. Sent a package a week ago and it still just says ‘collected by courier’ .

[Waffle 🧇 @kidderkat_]

Hey, @rickygervais, 100% certain this isn’t getting looked at. However, do you want to feature on my podcast this week? It will do absolutely nothing for your career, but it might make mine.

“Junkland Podcast”I’m on all the platforms, Have a look if you fancy it

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

😅😅

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

How the fuck do NASA get crystal clear pictures from a space probe 4 billion miles away, but I can’t get 4g internet sat in my own house

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

@BeAtOneBar Have done.

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

@BeAtOneBar Can’t even hold a table for more than 15 minutes after we’d already paid for drinks, few hundred quid prebooked, and we have no table to drink at, disappointment

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

#mcassball2018 table 26

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

#mcallball2018 table 26

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

🔥🔥

[Crazy Pedro @CrazyPedros]

'When your mam asks if you want a chippy tea...'

SEPTEMBER PIZZA SPECIAL

Chippy Tea

- Mushy Peas
- Sausages
- Chips
- Curry Sauce

Available at all good Pedro's now.

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

@SolitaNQ Beef patty, sausage patty, bury black pudding, mushroom, red onion, runny philly cheese, ketchup/mustard

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

Shitttt, Power just got good again

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

@MattandPhreds your staff are rude and ignorant.

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

When your mum used to say “don’t eat apple seeds because an apple tree will grow inside you”

[LADbible @ladbible]

Farmer discovers rat with plant growing out of its back.
https://t.co/WSwZXls4xe

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

@SolitaNQ The Bigger Than Big Tasty

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

@SolitaNQ

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

When you got the family shop at 4 and the FA cup 5th round tie at 8 https://t.co/CmMdvRtiDO

[Phil @duffy689908]

Saw a woman today walking down the road with her shopping wearing a pair of puma king footie boots . Studs and everything . Can’t get my head round it

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/GmZN7uJ7DE

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

A Manchester restaurant 'banned' pugs from its pet picture contest - and then everything went weird
https://t.co/pb1yRrSESw

[Parklife 🪩 @Parklifefest]

Parklife 2018 revealed...

RT for the chance to win 4x VIP Weekend tickets –

On sale Thursday 9am sharp!

https://t.co/48Wh6GZbLT

[Sacha Lord @Sacha_Lord]

Last night, our paramedics @WHP_Mcr spotted a passer-by in distress. He was talking about taking his own life. They brought him inside and after talking for a while, took him to hospital. Not all hero’s wear capes. Proud of them #Whp17

[Sam Lord @_samlord]

Is it too early to start pre drinking for NYE?🙄🙄