Sammy

Why do we fall, Bruce? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.

[laney @daftlaney]

donald trump: I didn't say that

the internet:

[Bro Code @BROTlPS]

*John Cena wakes up in a hospital*

JC -"Where am I?"

Nurse - "ICU"

JC- "No you can't" https://t.co/g5zDbMUHWD

[佛山 @reagalbagel7]

Idk why people are surprised by all the heinous stuff that happens at ASU every year....our mascot is literally Satan

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Boys... It's just a milkshake. Get outta my fucking yard.

[Hunter Hayes @HunterHayes]

Can't express the gratitude & respect I have for the men & women who sacrificed so much for our country. True heroes

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me starting an essay https://t.co/fyerKUGsLg

[Sammy @_samm_bam]

@ToiletPaper101 people just can't drive tonight

[Tulip @ToiletPaper101]

13 cops, 2 fire trucks, and an ambulance in 3 hours! They must but having a field day today!

[Cassidy Jones @jonesgurl11]

😂😂🎃🎃 https://t.co/kqAcpFdZjv

[Sammy @_samm_bam]

🎶Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots🎶 #garthinphoenix #part1 https://t.co/nHuY6E4I0D

[Sammy @_samm_bam]

My six year old niece broke her third bone last night. She can now claim two broken arms and a broken ankle in six years of living 😳😂

[Ropespierre @Roperoni]

Friendly reminder that I will help all people who are struggling with this year's calculus class, or any other math. I feel your pain, guys.