Sam Marshall🔇

just a mf doing diligence

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

5 grams of psilocybin they sent Granny to a planet outside of this galaxy

[New York Post @nypost]

Alzheimer's patient gets back speech, continence and memory after 5 grams of experimental drug https://t.co/73PdnT8FIW

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

Clearly this guy has never spent a summer in Lakewood, Ohio

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

blowing my dome clean off right now if im jared verse

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

It’s the 2026 World Cup, surely Julian Green is on the roster for the USMNT

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

@AdamSchefter Cmon…

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

Fire Jake Mangum out of a canon into the sun

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

50/162.

📺@SNPittsburgh
📻 @KDKARadio

[Nick Farabaugh @FarabaughFB]

Patrick Graham says he has project in the defense that they have to do a quick report every Thursday on some old-school hip hop.

That's the music Graham listens to, and he's using that as a bridge to build his relationship will all the players.

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

Past couple months have been a blast and by no means am I not grateful for the improvements this year - but we’re just a .500 baseball team, nothing better

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Just Konnor things!

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

The LED boards stopped working at PNC Park a couple weeks ago and it was awesome

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The MiLB's Louisville Bats are hosting a 'Nothing Night' tonight to have a baseball game "in its purest form:"

No ads
No music
No videos
No on-field promotions

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

@ASaunders_PGH Remember that extra point he missed that almost lost us the division?

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

They said the same thing about 2026 draft

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

The 2027 draft is widely considered one of the best QB drafts in years.

And yet, Pittsburgh is choosing the QB who is least likely to get them a top-10 pick, but also keeping them from being a relevant contender.

Just an incredible lack of foresight.

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

Awesome, I hit a pot hole last night that broke the space-time continuum

[City of Pittsburgh @Pittsburgh]

Pool up a chair and relax! ☀️

For the first time, we’ve added nearly 300 chairs and loungers across all City pools so you can unwind at any location.

Grab a seat when @CitiParks pools open June 15 for Summer 2026.

Read more: https://t.co/bB3Yuq0A2U

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

This was how they talked about me in grade school

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Question is asked about new NASA headquarters and Trump can’t help but point out NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman’s large ears: “You heard that question with those beautiful ears of yours? He’s got great hearing you know.”

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

@MarkMaddenX What if the usher threatens to beat me with his belt?

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

How lucky we are to have a team that is good enough to be in a slump

[Bob Smizik @BobSmizik]

The #Pirates have lost 5 of 8. Here are some primary reasons for their decline.

Davis 2-27, .074
Yorke 3-36, .083
Ozuna 3-29, .103
Lowe 4-29, .138
Bart 5-36, .143
Reynolds 7-41, .171,
Cruz 7-41, .171.

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

That’s just not right

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

Open the Strait!!!

[Pittsburgh Public Safety @PghPublicSafety]

The U.S. Coast Guard Marine Safety Unit Pittsburgh will enforce a security zone on local waterways during the NFL Draft to ensure public safety.

The security zone will be in effect from 12 a.m. on April 23 through 11:59 p.m. on April 25, 2026.

More ➡️ https://t.co/QVpp0EOaYL

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

I know logistics would be a nightmare but truly the best thing to do in Pittsburgh when the weather breaks is to go to PNC Park

[JJ Zachariason @LateRoundQB]

I haven't lived in Pittsburgh in about 16 years, but I grew up there and went to Pitt. If you're there for the draft, there are three things I think you should see/experience:

1. The Strip District. Just experience it. You can go to Primanti Bros there, too, if you want.

2. Ride the incline. The top of Mt. Washington is really cool. The best view of the city is at the West End Overlook. (Maybe a Yinzer will debate me on this.)

3. Pitt's campus isn't downtown, but it's not super far. Go see the Cathedral of Learning. I've taken friends there and their minds were blown that it's a real place. #Hail2Pitt

There are loads of other things, and those three places definitely hold a special place for me — I was married at a church in the Strip, went to Pitt, etc. But they're cool and unique to the city.

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

@chrisbriem Twas the local watering hole for most Versaillians

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

Dr Robby lives in the Park View Apartments 😓

[ekin @bodyscomrade]

on their way home from work :) #thepitt #hucklerobby

[Sam Marshall🔇 @_sammarsh_]

Would be cool if either of these guys won anything at all during their time here

[Jason Mackey @JMackey_PGH]

Will be cool to see this: Brian Giles and Jason Kendall will be in Pittsburgh later this week to throw out THE ceremonial first pitch before the Pirates’ home opener at PNC Park.