sam

internet ppl suck

[sam @_sammersz]

if i ever post one of those Instagram prompt stories, call 911

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@MPassarello no, Dave :(

[sam @_sammersz]

nothing is more insulting than when i ask someone to try something & they say no. wtf u mean "no"?

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@AgainstMyWILL10

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@corinnejess 🫖

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is there an unspoken rule to not honk on the highway?

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king princess 🤗

[Do312 @Do312]

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[sam @_sammersz]

if people are overly excited for the announcement of your second child, should be u nervous ur first one sucks?

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i simply don't understand having carpet, it's disgusting. 10/10 wouldn't recommend

[sam @_sammersz]

i go to sleep every night not excited for another day but excited for another coffee

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i can't explain it but something about umbrellas is embarrassing

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me 4 seconds after landing somewhere: "i wanna live here"

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@AgainstMyWILL10 besties r excluded from this scenario

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i dream of the day someone makes a tiktok about a cringey dating profile & it ends up being someone i know

[sam @_sammersz]

as we enter into q2 of this year, remember ever listen counts towards your Spotify wrapped bby don't end up disappointed

[sam @_sammersz]

do people who like asmr tell their friends or is it like a secret kink you keep to yourself

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the flashback memories i get on Facebook make me wanna beat up high school sam. i'm deeply embarrassed & apologize to those who encountered me at that time

[sam @_sammersz]

@tiddyb1 cancelled

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hi can i pls have 1 large diet coke, 1 large sprite, & 2 large powerades tysm

[sam @_sammersz]

what traits do you attribute to people who go live on social media and have like 3 people join? is that a huge confidence flex or something else..?