Samantha Valimont

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

Did I ever mention the time my dog ate my moms pot brownie?

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

I walked into the bar tonight and a random guy said I look like a good time.. you sir are correct #partyshere

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

Stopped at the convenience store for the second time tonight, walked in and said ‘I’m back’. Girl in line thought I was hilarious and tried to get me to go to down the road 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

If you say ‘amazballs’ there’s a 99% chance I don’t like you

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

The old Hulton bridge and my cavi 😩

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

There’s no laws when you’re drinking claws

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

Life is fucking crazy man

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

My parents have been watching our dog while on vacation and they have fallen in love with her lol my sweet Mia girl

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

It genuinely makes me happy seeing other people happy

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

I’m officially 27 bitches

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

My 27th birthday is in a few days and man do I feel it

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

This week has made me realize a lot of things

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

It’s almost my birthday month

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

Seriously tho

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

I’m having a great hair day so I’m trying to be positive on this Friday

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

Drinking vodka on a Sunday might cause a rough Monday

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

I really need to stop shopping 😩

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

Sandal weather makes me soooo happy

[Samantha Valimont @_sammievee]

Just wanna day drink