sam patt

i was feeling epic

[sam patt @_sammpatt]

the sleepy hahas are literally the best thing that has ever happened to me

[dyy @moviedob826]

how can he be so hot? dylan o'brien knows exactly what he's doing, oh he knows

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

This one hurts a lot. We’re thankful for you too, @ZERTZ_86

[Philly Nation @Philly__Nation]

I’m legit crying

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Caffeine just doesn’t do it for me anymore I need someone to text me:

“Can I ask you something?”

[BZ @__jbza]

all it takes is a “you won’t” and boom there I go

[Beth Ann @bethannd19]

I have absolutely no idea where my ducks even are

[Caleigh @caygalll]

The anxiety that the steps at the water park give me is like no another

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

SEX

[čärłã @carovington]

Me the past year: 🤡

[❀ @hotikz]

bitch you can’t hurt my feelings.... have you met my friend group?💀

[Jenna Cherry @maybe_jenna]

It’s 2020 can we start normalizing filling wine glasses to the rim

[go crazy it's stay c @stacehirsh]

a tan girl is a happy girl

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Aw I think they’re gonna make it

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - My Response to Alex