sammy

[sammy @_sammy_2424]

I wish he was this nice when he comes into my restaurant and has a $100 tab and doesn’t tip lol

[So be it @Suzuki_Bj]

Mind you people did not hesitate to take this. But had every question and doubt in the world about vaccines.

[Def Noodles @defnoodlesreal]

HUGE Israeli flag and not one American flag in the office of a US Senator.

Our government is occupied, and they’re not even hiding it anymore.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

REMINDER: he was a punchline in the 90's. What the fuck were you people thinking???

[Nicole Collier @NicoleCollier95]

Countries with “official state-run media”:

1. North Korea
2. China
3. Cuba

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

It’s been nuts to watch a facist government install every classic facist technique in the playbook all while people try and look at you in the eyes and say “Trump isn’t a facist”

[John T @TMROJ]

This is the kind of movie star charisma and comic timing you can't teach...either you have it or you don't.

[(Sarah) سارة @sarsaraaaaah]

this show never won any emmys and has aged beautifully

[NixUniverse 🐦‍🔥 @TheNixUniverse]

The literal vice president of the United States saying “give us another chance” after 2 years of pure dystopia is fucking insane and you’re an idiot if you vote for them

[send help @himitsunobarade]

Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES

[furq @furqrahim]

Mom asked me if I “think AI could kill us?” Told her they made a movie abt it called “Avengers: Age of Ultron”. She proceeds to say “that would lead to our doomsday”

[rich⚡️ @amitybob]

friend who’s just started watching the mcu for the first time just told me her favourite characters are black widow and iron man

[nier gestarte tatin 🍎 @Arty_Nah]

i don't really understand Apple's sales tactics here like who is going to buy this new iPhone? leftists won't buy the phone because of israeli chips and republicans won't want it because the model is 18 now so i just don't understand who the target audience is?

[x ꕤ - patient zero 9/25 @taynnocent]

this feels like i’m seeing her out of drag

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.

At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.

[THESCARLETRED❤️ @THESCARLETRED1]

Scarlet Witch ❤️

[libra’s groove🧚🏾‍♀️ @glowrlddx]

and they all had halloween episodes

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Maybe it's 110° in September because you keep asking AI to make those stupid business flyers. Ever think about that?

[🅱️ophie @Bophiee]

All cuz yall wanna use shitGPT to create grocery lists for yall or make yourself into disney characters I hate yall