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[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

As a man that don’t beat bitches, bitches really be doing some beatable shit!

[Dannie @daniel_chi40]

We might witness a Manchester Derby in the CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT season if everything goes well

[Chief & Queen @LyfAcrosBorders]

Bro was just waiting for his turn 😂🤣

She said it with so much confidence, only to get schooled with her own analogy. 😭

This is what happens when you confuse fantasy with reality. 🤦🏾‍♀️

C & Q ✍️🏾
𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒖𝒔 - 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒖𝒔. 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚.

[Iremide @RxIremide]

One of the healthiest habits anyone could learn is training yourself not to talk too much.

[Static🇨🇲🇪🇨🇨🇦 @MightBeStatic]

Got called an introvert at work #ImHereToGetPaidNigga

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

First man to win an argument with a woman. 😂👏🏻

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Women are the only females in nature that cannot fulfill their own biological responsibilities as a gender on their own.

In almost 95% of species, females raise their offspring as single mothers with little to no assistance from males.

A skinny, pregnant grizzly wakes up alone in a -20° cave. No husband, no epidural, no help. She births 2 cubs, bleeds alone, then kills a moose with her teeth to feed them. If a male comes near, she'll fight him to the death.

Human women…the most privileged women in history…with more active help from their husbands than any previous generation of
men

Men have historically contributed to providing:

Food? Men farmed it.

Shelter? Men built it.

Modern medicine? 90% of doctors and

scientists were male until the 1970s, and they cut maternal death from 1 in 100 to 1 in 10,000.

Birth control? Male chemists created the pill.

Abortion? Male surgeons legalized it and perform it.

Child support? Male taxes pay for the courts that force other men to pay you.

So the scoreboard is:

Female animals: High investment, zero complaints.

Human females: Low investment, maximum complaints.

Male animals: Zero investment, zero apologies.

Human males: Maximum investment, and are still told it's not enough.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Maybe the reason we switched from copper pipes to plastic pvc pipes is not because it’s cheaper but because copper has natural anti microbial and bacteria killing properties.

Can’t have people not getting sick can we?

[☆ @literarrium]

i wish we had a place like this, for meetups, dates and hangouts, instead of overpriced cafes

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Muslims today believe in fiction created by the Abbasid Caliphate.

1. Mecca didn’t exist in the 7th century
A. No archaeological evidence.
B. No historical evidence.
C. No or very little water.

2. Mecca (only mentioned once in the Quran) wasn’t on any historical map until 900.

The Quran talks about a fertile place, which is not Mecca,
A. A stream
B. Fruits
C. Olive trees
D. Fields etc.

None of these were in Mecca in the 7th, 8th, 9th, or 10th centuries, and it was not until the late 20th century that Saudi Arabia started to build water desalination plants.

3. Medina was an insignificant little place.

4. The term ‘Mohammad’ (Praised One) was first found on a Christian coin in 661, referring to Jesus, which had Christian symbols.

5. The term Mohammad was used by Arab Christians for Jesus until the mid-8th century.

6. The Mohammad that Muslims believe in today was invented by the Abbasid Caliphate in the late 8th or early 9th century.

Mohammad is mentioned only four times in the Quran.

The Muslim/Abbasid Mohammad in the Quran is the last of the four (Surah 33:40), an Abbasid interpolation; the first three refer to Jesus.

7. The Dome of the Rock was not a Mosque; it was built by Abdul al-Malik as an anti-trinitarian Christian building.

Both Abdul al-Malik and his brother were anti-trinitarian Christians and used Christian symbols on their coins.

8. Abdul al-Malik sent a directive throughout his Kingdom saying that the term ‘Mohammad’ should refer to Jesus.

9. The only original parts of the Dome of the Rock are the inner ambulatories, and the Mohammad’s written on them refer to Jesus (in fact, the term Jesus is on one of them), and they are decorated with lots of grapes, a Christian symbol.

10. There were no Islamic Qurans in the 7th Century.

The proto-Quran was Christian lectionaries written in Aramaic and old Arabic.

This has led to many mistranslations in the much later Islamic/Abbasid Quran.

Conclusion: What Muslims believe today is a fraudulent story started by the Abbasid Caliphate when they came into power in 750.

The Abbasid Caliphate bastardized the Arab Anti-trinitarian Christian lectionaries (combined with the mistranslations) to form their Quran to suit their agenda.

Islam did not create an empire. The empire created Islam.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

every real nigga has felt this exact emotion at least once in their life before

[Collins @Koganda_254]

I've been hating Ruto professionally, then this mzungu shows up and starts outperforming me. I'm finished. 😂😂

[Tennessee Militant @TheDeepSouth_]

mohammed was a faggot

[Saint Charlie🇵🇸🦈🐝™️ @PollyVinyl1]

I love this genre.
Was it said by a Nazi or a Zionist?

[🫀* @mufcjuj]

Let dalot drive the team bus into the lake and lets start fresh

[🐰 @coeljnha]

minha maior demonstração de amor é literalmente minha presença e atenção, pq se tem algo que eu gosto e muito é ignorar e sumir

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Glazers. Ineos. Wilcox. Berrada. Please get fucked out of this football club.

[usuário @citousuario]

esquecer do celular pq ta se divertindo eh tipo top melhores coisas do mundo moderno

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

me smoking alone: damn my turn again?