sam

90% pasta. she/they. 🏳️‍🌈

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Applebee's has a spicy wing sauce-flavored line of lip gloss https://t.co/BBesaffBvs

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Let me explain the difference between Hillary’s emails and what’s happening now.

Hillary used a private BUT SECURED server to conduct work that involved classified docs. As a primary matter, she got PERMISSION to do so, and her server was set up to satisfy the specs of the DOS

[sam @_sampike]

@TessFowler Yes to whatever one is throwing out there plus Kate Bush, Annie Lenox, Joni Mitchell, Joan Jett, Ann Wilson

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

This looks like Theranos level fraud. The last 16 years of Alzheimer’s research looks to have been built on deliberately falsified data.

It’s why Alzheimer’s drugs have a 99% failure rate in trials. The thing they’re trying to fix isn’t the problem.

https://t.co/OgnFUC82IG

[sam @_sampike]

@emilypearsonart @babsdraws gonna second that

[sam @_sampike]

@SpiffyStevie as if things aren’t already terrible

[sam @_sampike]

Love getting called a fucking cunt by a driver for crossing the street after he almost hit me with his car. 🖖

[Fiqah is @sassycrass.bsky.social @sassycrass]

This is a thread. Because being the Cassandra-ass chick that I am, I see what's coming next, and soon.

WARNING: I'm gonna talk about my condition. This may occasionally be gross.

If you like what I have to say, here's the tip jar. https://t.co/e1mYYA0AEq

[sam @_sampike]

@LilNasX

[sam @_sampike]

She’s a 10 but she goes to 11.

[sam @_sampike]

@SpiffyStevie Congrats!!!!

[sam @_sampike]

@CantripCandles Prestidigitation all day, every day.

[sam @_sampike]

@EricMagnussen @denalifox

[sam @_sampike]

@skyler_higley @marcellacomedy *should

[sam @_sampike]

@elbowrocket Maybe that’s why I like it? 🤷🏻

[sam @_sampike]

@elbowrocket This is just wonderful. 👏 👏 👏

[magstrology @magstrology]

Make a high school rom com with your astrological placements

Sun and moon are characters
Rising is the setting/school info
Venus is the romance trope

[sam @_sampike]

@Izzi8bit @KarenKilgariff for obvious reasons