Mr. Sam

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[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Dosti me no sorry, no thanx
Only sex...🥱

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Ek bestie itna khyal rakhti hai to
4-5 besties kitna khyaal rkhengi..😌

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Ek bestie itna khyal rakhti hai
to 4-5 besties kitna khyaal rkhengi..😌

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

I'm not babu shona types,

I'm rude, quiet and caring...🥷

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Break up n all is just overrated..

Trust me, Family issues can break a person more than anything..!

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Agar uski story me love react karke tumko lagta hai ki vo Patt Jayegi,

To love-day ho tum....!!

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Men with clean nails deserve
to see tits everyday....😌

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

When someone ask me:
Bhai mujhe thode paise chahiye...

Me: bhai mujhe to bahut saare paise chahiye...🤑

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Love marriage: Tum gharwalo ko manao
Arrange marriage: Gharwale tumko manayen....

*Alag hi duniya hai ye*

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Bahut shokh tha mujhe sabko khush karne ka....

Hosh tab aaya,
Jab zaroorat ke waqt khud ko akela Paya ...🕴️

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Me: Happy Mother's day
Mammy: Bol kya chahiye
Me: Mammy aap best ho
Mammy: Kash tu bhi hota
Me: Dukh, Dard, Peeda, Kasht🥲

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

She: Kaisa hai?

Me: bilkul jaisa tumhari mammy dhundh rahi hain...😎

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

I have a question for women!
Wtf do u want? What is it?

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Har koi pareshan hai mere Kam bolne se,
Ab unko kya batau k me khud tang hu mere andar ke shor se....🖍️📖🍁

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

जिस पर सब विषयों को संभालने की जिम्मेदारी होती है,
वो कॉपी अक्सर रफ बन जाती है..📖

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Dear "संस्कार"🙏

Agar tum na hote to maine sab ke, baaton ke "जवाब" unke muh pe marne the..!

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Fareb ka mahina aagya hai,
Kapde utrenge Ishq ke naam par....🙂

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Opening fingerprint lock with wet hand

My phone:

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

Taange uthane ke jamane me...
Nakhre uthaoge.. to katega hi...

#gurugyan by Sam

[Mr. Sam @_samtechfacts]

तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी दौलत वक्त है,
जिसे भी देना सोच समझ कर देना !!
लौटता नहीं है....🙏