SAMMY

FC Barca

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

having no health problems is one of life’s greatest luxuries

[SAMMY @_SamyyX]

@Voiceofigbos @OlisehOma @PeterPsquare When Paul been dey grant interviews that year, bashing Peter and Lola, e sure me say you no put this kind energy. Peter don finally talk you dey claim say you “perfect”

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Mosquitoes seeing you sleep naked under a mosquito net :

[SAMMY @_SamyyX]

@utdmax0 AC Milan

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

“Go home if you’re owing us school fees”

Me and my friends on our way to the game shop to play PS2:

[Mr. IKEM 💙❤️ @Ikem_onefeli]

Even pep had a taste of the monster he made 😭😭

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Having zero health problems is one of life's most underrated luxuries.

[H 5.0 @hoorfromheaven]

Men who support Messi are generally a green flag. I have noticed the pattern.

[SAMMY @_SamyyX]

@xo_dolph Fit be man in disguise🤣

[Mitch @IKnowBall25]

@RosesfromJewel I wanted to stand out on the first date so instead of eating the pussy first I ate the asshole first an then stuck it in her ass to assert my dominance…

[SAMMY @_SamyyX]

@TravisTaliban @Ewatomiby Not necessary, just be yourself and don’t ever greet her.

[SAMMY @_SamyyX]

@ThabetheThobani @kobe_boujee88 E no go bad if you join her come lagos o

[SAMMY @_SamyyX]

@justvikthor @OmiworeA @Damiar0s Klaus was so nice in TVD😹

[Berneese @theberneese]

If you’re big, recreate this

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I’ve used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

If prayer has genuinely worked for you, rt this.

[SAMMY @_SamyyX]

All these female BBN housemates just dey lie about their age😹

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Parents spot fake friends.
Children spot fake relatives.

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

IF YOU DON BROKE PATAPATA, RETWEET!!

[. @edgeandgonee]

No footballer in history, dead or alive has ever reached this level of greatness. And nobody ever will.🐐♾️