Saraelisa Gonzalez

FIU’23 ☆

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

So, we did something today 🤍

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

Fr, I spend money going to WORK 🥲

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

It has NOT been 16 YEARS, nope. No way 😅

[𝒻. @300moods]

buy her flowers

[bambs! @corvophobia]

today a kid was like "YOU WERE BORN IN THE 1900S????" and i was like yeah? when were you born? and he said "2015" and i had to stop and put my head in my hands

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

The way I would burn down the whole airport down. Don’t mess with someone’s pet, hell no.

[“Everyone’s Attorney” @BigEsqBae_]

WHAT DOES JOLENE LOOK LIKE????

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

@YeahManBroLad 10s 🤣

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

My husband and I ARE this person 🫠 my house sounds like it’s on fire every morning

[Johan @YeahManBroLad]

@roastmalone_ Imagine being in a relationship with this person then

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

10 amazing websites that cost you nothing, but will save you hundreds of hours of your life:

[Heyward | The Tour Guy @heywardboyce]

@jessmitter “Some people don’t HAVE the money to make it to an abortion state!!” Okay then tell them to get a job at DICK’S sporting goods https://t.co/JUgB29aeZE

[ZOE AMIRA SLICK 🦋 @zoeamira]

i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ban Viagra.
If pregnancy is “God’s will”, so is impotence.

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

Girl leave himmmmmmmm

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

I wish 🥲 currently @ $60

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

$35 to fill up my tank?? I’m throwing up 😭😭

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

y’all obviously haven’t had a crazy nigga before because the shit kanye be pulling not even funny fr and i feel bad for kim

[Aphrodite🧚 @bellalunaestela]

‘euphoria’ energy for each zodiac sign ~ capricorn

[Ellen, PhD, ADHD @ellenwalex]

The worst symptom of burnout is the guilt for feeling like you haven't done enough to deserve to be burned out.

[Saraelisa Gonzalez @_saraelisa]

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