s.g.a.

[Alexis Akiona @AlexisAkiona]

Vacation with kids is not a vacation bye 🤣

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

This newborn stage ain’t fun.

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

Client just asked me to cover all her wrinkles and get rid of her double chin.

🫠

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

@weerdnaa I didn’t even get a push gift. 😑

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

@weerdnaa So happy for you guys 🥹🥰💫

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

Sis in the leopard mini dress 🏆

[madi @lowkeylanae]

they gotta be drunk

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

@brityurong Omg and teddy swims will be there too! I wanna gooooooo

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

All my planning. Out the the window.

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

Just made a to-do list of everything I have to complete/clean before I go to the hospital and I am so fucking overwhelmed.

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

@sasssther @mxt___ This looks yum

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

@weerdnaa Oh man. I can’t imagine what Megan’s battery is at 🥲

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

I cannot wait to lose all this pregnancy weight.

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

PSA: 2 dumb loud haole girls asking everyone at the Turtle Bay pool bar if they fold their toilet paper.

So fucking irraz.

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

@weerdnaa Have one for me

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

@brityurong Girl. You need to make it to your bachelorette party.

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

-“How’s your pregnancy?”
Me: “It’s actually been really challenging.”
- “Well it’s going to get a lot worse.”

Don’t even text me and ask how im doing if this is the shit you’re gonna say to me.

Fuck off.

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

@BadNewsRapDudes This tweet is iconic

[s.g.a. @_sarahaimee]

3 back to back jobs today.
Thank God this baby is being a good sport and let me get thru the day.