Sarah Benson

I love red wine and everything about Wisconsin.

[Sarah Benson @_sarahbenson]

@schmelaniek #mattressofmydreams

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I could really go for some 3D Doritos right now.

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Laying in my childhood bedroom on Sycamore Lane has got to be the best feeling in the world right now.

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Watching Miss America. I drank 8 beers today. Can't decide how I should feel about my life choices right now.

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Sunday night. House is clean, nothing to do. Snuggling with him. Nothing better.

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I'm going to be a dog mom tomorrow. I cannot wait!!!!

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Can i please just lay in bed all day? Or is 3 days in a row a little much?

[Sarah Benson @_sarahbenson]

"If you aregoing to choke her out in the bathroom, I need to know now" @schmelaniek

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When your Aunt texts you to remember a hair tie for your #bacheloretteparty this weekend 😂😂😂

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When you're having a fire in your own backyard and you see the next door neighbor creepily looking at you through their window <<<

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I'm pretty sure the IT department runs when they see me coming. #helpme #alwaysoverthere #imneedy

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I have a girl crush on Diane Lockhart. #thegoodwife #bossbetch

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The fact that I get to see @PearsonPaige and @lizzieschoewe tomorrow is making me crazy excited!!!!!!!!! Less than 24 hours!

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"@totalsratmove: "Philanthropy is my favorite part of sorority life." #LiesIveToldPNMs" but it's true for me!

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My mother is the only person I know that drives a Lexus to camp for the weekend.

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I love a good, Christian leader. #GOPDebate

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Is it weird that I don't give a f*** about these candidates talking about "women's rights"? I don't think abortion is a "right". #gopdebate

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Is it possible that I saw Jay Cutler running on my way to work this morning? #couldbe

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Police all over the neighborhood advise us to stay inside with doors locked. @kaylarudd and I drink champagne on the front step. #hoodlems

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I think @kaylarudd and I drank 6 bottles of champagne tonight. Can't wait for the morning #not