Sarah

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[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

Hi I’m back

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@isabelledeville Just checked twitter for the first time in 6 months - don't you worry. I'll facetime you this December in a santa hat with a kazoo and ukulele again.. I can't wait hahahah

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@itsnotkelly Yeah no kidding. And the water there is gross. But you can drink on the streets so it’s worth it

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@itsnotkelly Definitely spend more time in Vegas than LA. LA is super dirty and not that great and Vegas is absolutely wild. (Expensive though - we had to pay $7 for a bottle of water!!!)

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

I’ve been on this crazy strict diet cause my body can’t tolerate food and last night I went screw it and devoured a maccas dinner box (well, half) and now I’m just wishing I’d used something a bit tastier to ruin my Friday. Why didn’t I have an apple pie or something

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@isabelledeville You’re amazing!!! I miss you already ❤️

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@emmastacey_ No kidding. But honestly people who return things as soon as they buy them are the worst like why did you buy it if you didn’t know 🙄

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@emmastacey_ I had a man leave a fry pan by my store door before we even opened the other day. And he CALLED me to tell me that it’s broken and demand I send it off to the supplier to get fixed. He did not even wait the 3 minutes for the store to open to talk to me in person. He’d burnt it.

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

I can not believe that Lewis Capaldi, with the personality/humour/accent/life/style that he has, can sing the way he sings. Just ridiculous and incredible and magical all at once

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@JJSMI I’m gonna message you 😂😂

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

Ya girl just got a new job 🎉🎉

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@_allywhite The quicky is good for a little daily update of the world. I also really like case file if you’re into true crime. And I haven’t listened to it yet, but I believe life uncut is supposed to be good too

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@isabelledeville I’m watching it tomorrow night and I’m gonna make Sophie watch with me and we’ll get back to you on this very big call

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@ellycep Relatable

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@lozacoleman We are clearly so overdue for a catch up I can’t wait to see you

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@GrumpyEliza I do genuinely have a !! Problem but never more than 2. I’ll try to be better

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@GrumpyEliza Please don’t block me

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@GrumpyEliza !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

@lozacoleman No !!! S club party came on in the car and she had no idea what it was 😩

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

Tonight I learned that my sister doesn’t know S Club 7 or any of their songs. I have failed as a sister.

[Sarah @_sarahpaton]

ALSO I GOT A GOOGLE HOME AND IT WONT SHUT UP. I TOLD IT TO STOP PLAYING MUSIC AND IT KEPT PLAYING SO I TOLD IT TO GO TO SLEEP AND IT WONT STOP PLAYING NATURE SOUNDS HOW DO I STOP THIS WITHOUT UNPLUGGING HELP