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They told me to be nice and I told 'em to bite me ✌🏼

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

3 men told me looked comfy/was smart for brining stuff on the plane?? girl im sitting 5 hours best believe im gonna be comfy

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

now why the fuck would you give your small child STICKERS to pass time on a damn airplane?

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

whoever unplugged my plant lights SUCKS and owes me a fucking tree.

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

i found bleeding hearts and i can’t wait for them to grow 😍 haven’t seen a pretty one in years.

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

why the fuck can I not turn off the setting that allows people to unsend me messages whoever invented that is literally the biggest bitch.

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

dirty houses really make me tweak because why the fuck do you live like that?? 🤢

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

yall need to stop letting man use your doordash/shipt alone bc im reporting that man idgaf.

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

i wanna see quinn so bad and now we’re gonna take 18 hours to drive home bc fuck flight delays 😭

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

gotta book another cruise on the same boat asap bc i miss my server friend already 😭

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

the only badass kids on this whole boat our our neighbors 🥲

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

getting woken up by birds actually makes me so mad 🥲 shut up

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

tech companies you have to call when they mess up are insane actually

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

it should actually be illegal to live stream from a school??? why the fuck do you have a bunch random kids on your Facebook live??

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

when i ask for no mayo and get extra i wanna puke 😢 i’m legit gonna start only eating food i make.

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

super rich people don’t even know how great they have it to move and buy shit all at once without having a stroke at the money you’re spending 😭😭

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

i should be a CRIME to have a profile picture that’s 8 years old when you’re toothless now?

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

being a man and getting your tires filled at the oil change place is actually insane???

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

being a man and getting your tires filled at the oil change place is actually insane???

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

we went to BJs yesterday and it was dirty af and now i’m sick 🤢

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @_saratopps]

not Trump is being mad they can’t go camping this summer, cry about it you stupid ass.