sara

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Being in your 30s is wild because every woman you know is becoming the most beautiful version of themselves meanwhile every guy you know is losing cognitive function at a rapid rate

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

crazy how the human body can get all essential nutrients and vitamins just from beer and cigarettes

[sara @_sarotonin_]

The best part about running is the epsom salt bath afterwards.

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

I’m here for this

[Ari @AriFreshco]

You ever reconnected with someone & realized that they’re STILL the same ? Like, where’s the growth? You haven’t done any internal work?

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Trump honoring a child with brain cancer tonight and then leading a standing ovation for him while simultaneously eliminating all spending for child cancer research is a perfect encapsulation of MAGA morality.

[i, envi ✮ @plsenvime]

oh boy do i have the song for u

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States.

[sara @_sarotonin_]

I’m having whatever the opposite of brat summer is

[sara @_sarotonin_]

Is this the registry?

[mariaa @notmariaaa_xz]

crazy how seeing a cyber truck in person will ruin your whole day

[mir 𖦹⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ @itsonlymir]

when I die spread my ashes where they filmed the twilight baseball scene

[sara @_sarotonin_]

BMV=another scam

[sara @_sarotonin_]

I want to be booed up on a beach somewhere

[🥨 @fateofgrace]

ZOINKS

[Q101 @Q101Chicago]

🐘 THEY’RE BACK 🐘

Cage the Elephant returns to Chicago on August 14 at Credit Union 1 Arena with special guests Young the Giant and Bakar.

Tickets go on sale Friday, March 8 at the 10am

[sara @_sarotonin_]

Sunday self care hits different when you’re fighting a hangover

[sara @_sarotonin_]

The wedding industry is a scam.