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elopement photographer

[Greg MacEachern @gmacofglebe]

A little reminder for those using the “bad apple” defence. The actual phrase is “one bad apple spoils the barrel.”

Rot spreads.

[🧢 @defffkapp]

tested positive for needing to be around some fucking palm trees

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Erin O'Rourke @erinforourke]

My sister sent this to me and I can't stop laughing.

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

liquidating my assets (merging all my Starbucks gift cards into one gift card in the Starbucks app)

[thatrezteacher @Strobus15]

Me as a Canadian tonight:

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

i pretend i’m ok but i’m really just thinking of this post

[em @girlfr0g]

absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested

[S ♕ @_sarrr]

I never thought working this much would make me happy but damn I love my jobs 🤩🍋📸

[tav @TavSummer]

nobody:
me every evening:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. if you think i won’t lie down. where the sun shines through the window. with these paws crossed. all day long. you are out of your mind

[SHHHHHYYYYYYY ౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ | Possum Vtuber 🗑️🐾🌜 @shylostconfused]

i will die laughing at this every time

[Travon Free @Travon]

They've been treated like they treat black people for two weeks and they're having a mental breakdown.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

just being honest rn I do not remember one single minute of the entire month of april