Rave Sashayed

thanks again. see you in hell

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good wedding.

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@BaileyAJohnson_ @washingtonpost You do fantastic work and always have, and I hope you land somewhere that appreciates that soon. <3

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

diagnosing Toronto with "i have to impress papà with the gun" disease, correctly

[You Can't Do That @youcantdohockey]

The Caps may be out of the playoffs, but at least they're not the Toronto Maple Leafs lmaoo 😭 Now THAT team is a rich text. And like a book club, we're ready to assess. It's EPISODE 209 ⚰️🍁🚪

Apple https://t.co/nUzcYzt5Ye
Spotify https://t.co/HQrIlflWk5
https://t.co/c4lrN1WZW6

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

@veryalt had to google this thought it was slang for vagina

[kath 🎞️ @kathedrql]

i Hate this picture so much……. like oh hi i’m Hugh Dancy and i was named prettiest Boy and Girl at oxford. My hair is shoulder length and I wear overalls. i’m just sitting in the quad doing my work Barefoot with that stupid braided tote and a bottle of Wine. what the fuck ever.

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

professional lip reader here, he said "i'm signing with the washington capitals at a reasonable price"

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

narrator voice: they did not get their pussy up

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leafs if u don't get your pussy up

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i knew as soon as i posted this i KNEW something horrible would happen i knew it!!

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

this game is fun to watch! fun sport!

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@veryalt 🪷🪷🪷 licherally...

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

i am rooting for the leafs bc queens with obvious mental health problems have to stick together but p*ul b*ssonnette is so annoying it almost tilts the ice

[Jocelyn Anderson Photography @JocAPhotography]

I find the Black-and-white Warbler to be the cutest warbler. These warblers act similar to Nuthatches in that they like to scoot along branches and tree trunks, looking for tasty things to eat.

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

ok u know what....he got me with this one

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

John Carlson is wearing a “Motel Margarita” shirt.

On the back it says, “I hate Margaritas. Just kidding, can you imagine?”

[RMNB @rmnb]

Nicklas Backstrom reportedly plans to sign one-year contract with Brynäs, his former Swedish team, and resume playing career next season https://t.co/4vlyd3FwKE

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

dallas stars i came to you vulnerable. looking for comfort. and you gave me a 0-4 loss to winnipeg. dON'T text me again

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

tonight the washington capitals have the opportunity to something incredible: free me emotionally so i can go all in on the dallas finland mikko rantanens

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ow -1 oough -1 ghck -1 agh -1 owch -1 (me taking repeated poison damage thinking about this)

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

Spencer Carbery:

“It’s awful, because you did feel this team was capable of doing something special and potentially going to the Cup finals and making some noise… we believed. And this group will never be together again. That’s just a fact. That’s the way (it) works.”

[not very eva @veryalt]

well we still didn’t get eliminated in the first round this time. did we!!!

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

just grateful not to be a leafs fan lord 🙏

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

i feel a spirit of peace descend upon me to be tbh

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

admittedly their work is not for everyone but i think it has a certain puckish quality, a mischievous wink at the idea of Meaning, a kind of pants-down unpredictability that compels me

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

The Artist Is Present (caps power play)