Mel Lo

I like to drink, party & have a good time. I don't have any spectacular occupation but I'm awesome.

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

Heading to Portland today... debating slashing some tires for @aennh. IF YOU LIE ABOUT MY FRIEND I WILL BRING THE PAIN. #iamkarma

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@KarlyLandolfiLF who ARE you? #iloveyoutoo? #whyareyoucopyingmyfriendstweetstome?

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

So fresh, so clean.

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

Finally finger fucking everything floundering in my floozy face for friendly fiestas. #channelingcourtneystodden #sluttytweets

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@aennh um yes please. I'm going to start immediately. #sexytweettime

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

My boss basically just forced me to have a beer... I knew I like working here for a reason! #responsibleworkenvironment

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@aennh I know. I'm perfection in flip flops.

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

#FF @WesleyLove @aennh @MarioPadilla @MarkkoPerez @Asexualmuffin @JennsDrunk @keshasuxx @sho4sho @hipstermermaid @CHETHAZE @dOopebOii

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@aennh do this: serve up some rage to assholes who deserve/need to hear it then drink your pretty face off. #revengeisbestserveddrunk

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@aennh I know... I know everything. haha. Love you. It gets better :)

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

Plaid and tyedye together... Oh. My. GOD. #fashioncrime

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@aennh good!! I will call you later. That way we can make craft plans and swear and talk about slitting around.

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@aennh lmao yes. WHO FUCKING SAYS THAT? Honestly. That fucking douche has it coming. I'M still pissed and it was a month ago. You ok?

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@aennh are we glitter revenging or what? I made a playlist and got alcoholic supplies for the occasion.

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

Oh mah gaahhhhhd. My pores on my chin are gross. I need to get a facial stat.

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

I need some good dick in the worst way. #bdaysexremix #ohbrookehogan

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

@aennh goddamn girl!

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

Holy fuck @aennh... what in the fuck is going in with your hair?!

[Mel Lo @_sasshat]

Girl Talk kind of day. Need to shake my ass and get shit done.