aka winnie the bish

I figured this was a better place than my Instagram story for my random ass thoughts. will also be sharing the random business names my boss texts me

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

I just saw the most attractive human on the earth get off of a motorcycle and I have never wished so hard that I had game.

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

If it wasn’t weird to be one of those people who collects things, I would totally collect snow globes. That shit is cool as fuck

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

Sara’s soda’s, in Sarasota Florida #squidsbuisinessideas

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

Do you ever just think about the people in your life and almost cry bc ur overwhelmed by how much you love and appreciate them ? Bc same

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

Do people even say “hey long time no see!” anymore or do only old white guys say it

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

I crave others approval while also not giving af about what anyone thinks of me and honestly it’s exhausting

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

FYI it’s totally ok to not care at 1000% https://t.co/iKt0fdJDOL

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

Things I do not believe in:
1. The Illuminati
2. Star signs

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

In this moment, I can’t think of anything better than a lazy river

[𖤓Hannah𖤓 @TheHolmster]

It’s that time of year... if you’re a boy and have a boat hmu I have friends and snacks

[Eli 📸 @elii_isdope]

Y’all don’t like using paper plates? I’ll use a paper pot if I had the option fuck them dishes

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

Of course I can knit. I’m from Indiana damn it

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Don’t forget to leave milk n cookies out tonight.

[GERDmaster @WStuartross]

Most people aren't brave enough to share this picture of our lord and savior on their social media.

[Dakoda @BurkittDakoda]

I take naps but I stay woke ✌🏼

[aka winnie the bish @_sassinaglass]

@sarahnicole_223 wow it's like they took a video of me 😂😂😂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Little dogs can be lap dogs, but big dogs can be lap dogs too. My point here is that your dog can do what it wants

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

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