hannah banana 🍾

i put the ‘ass’ in assassin

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

the mustache must live forever

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

i just wanna jump your bones bro let me in

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

I'm sorry I don't tip on Uber rides I can't remember

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

it's such a weird fucking time for woman right now

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

say it ain't sooooo, your drug is a heart breakw

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

ok but I just asked for a welcome mat that says "a hot bitch lives here"

so if you see that, you know who it is

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

well I was listening to Pierce the veil and cleaning my house but now I'm sitting on the couch with my dog watching tik tok

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

I'm over sleeping like a dog on the floor

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

i hate a saucy ass guy over text message but won't prove it when I need him to.... 😇😇😇😇

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

no one wants to drink tonight... I'm going to get wine I guess. i need a drive.

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

i love bringing a new toy home for my puppy 😍

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

@NotSoSmartAlek you definitely want the lasso

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

just looking for someone who isn't afraid to slam me into a wall or whatever.... 🙄 all these mf's talk too much shit

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

@NotSoSmartAlek 🤷🏻‍♀️ he's probably the only one who could handle me anyway

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

i keep getting random people with the same last name as me adding me on my Facebook.... weird

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

@BUSSta_Move you're gonna get a scorpio or a sagittarius... 🤣 idk which is worse, and I'm the latter.

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

my cat came out of hiding when I went to the bathroom this morning................................ please disregard my last post. roman is just a dick ok.

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

i just hope I hear him crying outside the door soon 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[hannah banana 🍾 @_sassittarius]

i haven't smoked a cigarette alone in god knows how long.. the one night I do, my mf cat sneaks out....and I am so sad he wants to leave his amazing life. bring my baby home.