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amante di lenticchie

[k @xf1ins]

twerking is allowed at my funeral

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Don’t want to give the Victorian doctors too much credit but I just went to the seaside and it lowkey did cure my ill humors

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You’ll already be Suicidal and then it will be 80% Humidity Outside

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[matthew psychosis @matthewpsycho]

At what age should someone start taking their general trajectory in life seriously

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

saying yes to any hangout opportunity thrown my way

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i need to clean my room and what if im destined to be alone why can’t pets live forever and why did u do that to me and i need to do laundry

[bophie @sophiabophia47]

It’s 100 degrees, everything is AI, my fruit gives me diarrhea, the air is unbreathable, and weed is still illegal

[naomi @ne0static]

how i look when i’m the only one in the group that wants to substance abuse

[VirGoat 🪷 @Sheksteroidszn]

My underboob sweat can restore the water ai has wasted

[. @playboicurrryy]

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[🌹 @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[selenaaass @bunsoutweeiner]

bitches on drugs always posting pictures of flowers on their story like we get it you went on a walk chillllll

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I will never call someone a “situationship” Stevie Wonder invented the term “part-time lover” for a reason

[auri @ukeusui]

HO FINALMENTE FINITO I CEREALI CHE AVEVO PRESO PER PROVARE QUALCOSA DI DIVERSO MA CHE MI FACEVANO CAGARE AL CAZZO MA CHE DOVEVO PER FORZA FINIRE PERCHÉ CI AVEVO SPESO SOLDI. SONO LIBERA POSSO RICOMINCIARE A SORRIDERE A COLAZIONE