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[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

Living in a state of forced optimism.

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

I fully believe my last friendship ending is what caused our favorite cauliflower wing restaurant to permanently close months later and now I’m sad all over again.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Kamala Harris wanted to give every family with a newborn a tax credit, make the child tax credit permanent, and help families buy homes, but y’all said that was “communism”.

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

@steelers @steelernation PLEASE PICK UP @Jaboowins PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

@onlyastoner Dude fuck her, she needs to fire herself because DAMN!

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

@onlyastoner Fuck that person, reach out as much as you possibly can, even if it’s just shouting your feelings into the void on here sometimes, let that shit out 🤍

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue

Live fact checks at trump rallies now

[bug girl @buggirl]

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

I mean actually if you’re going to creep, grow some balls and just say something. But I know you’re not even creeping, you don’t care, he’s just dumb.

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

Why the fuck would your grody unworthy boyfriend add me on Facebook… if you’re going to creep do it on Instagram 🤮

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

@sjs856 Touchdown who? 😏😂🥳

[Jonah Blank (join me at @jonahblank.bsky.social) @JonahBlank]

This is an official speaker at a massive rally in Madison Square Garden.

For a man with a 50-50 chance of being elected the next President of the United States.

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

@queenmelly_x Right?!? Like why is no one calling that out, they straight up made Andrea cry while she was already trying to apologize. And then literally all laughed about their rolls in voting her off again later in the show! Like ew, Love Island UK girls would never.

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

Dude… I know I didn’t post anything about love island USA, but that reunion gave hardcore mean girl energy. Like I’m glad they’re friends but jesus christ, JaNa and Leah ganging up on every issue and JaNa’s little printed out receipts were not giving cute like she was trying to.

[sam y’all @samiamrosenberg]

Me when I randomly hear Short Skirt/Long Jacket out in public

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Socialism for the rich and the rugged free market for everyone else

[mԑgʑ @_sassypantz]

Listening to hot to go in a super hot car before the AC kicks in somehow makes the waiting way more bearable… 🥵🥳