Sav B

There’s only 2 types of people in this world———— 1)The ones that entertain & 2) The ones that observe. FSU Alumni #gonoles

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The temptation to fuck around and buy my nieces a Barbie dream house is so strong

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Me immediately after getting home with my rotisserie chicken (iykyk):

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Can’t wait to convince my future kids that @reeses are disgusting so that I can steal them every holiday

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@AetnaHelp Is this a bot response? Am I Briana or are you? Can’t believe I pay this much to a company that can’t even program their bots properly.

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Wanna talk about a scam? I pay @Aetna ~$200/month for insurance. Two 10-min MinuteClinic visits = $200 after insurance. Asked for a cost estimate beforehand but they refused, saying “they don’t set prices”. CVS AND AETNA ARE OWNED BY THE SAME COMPANY.

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This is how insurance companies and the providers they own manipulate the market & rip off Americans. This is why the Big 3 have to be stopped. You’re telling me my visit was $32 a minute? At a walk in CVS @MinuteClinic? No wonder you refused to tell me a price beforehand.

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Wanna talk about a scam? I pay @Aetna ~$200/month for insurance. Two 10-min MinuteClinic visits = $200 after insurance. Asked for a cost estimate beforehand but they refused, saying “they don’t set prices”. CVS AND AETNA ARE OWNED BY THE SAME COMPANY.

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Americans watching pam bondi get “reassigned”:

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The Hannah Montana Hanniversary producers seeing the Chappel Roan headlines knowing she’s featured in the special:

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Lesson being: never fly @airfrance unless you want your plane breaking on the tarmac leaving you stranded on the plane for hours.

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My @airfrance flight is now 2 hours past the scheduled take off time. And from someone who prefers 80+ degree weather-it is HOT on this plane. This is insane. I travel internationally a lot & have never had a situation so bad. All bc they didnt keep up with maintenance. Pissed rn

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My @airfrance flight is now 2 hours past the scheduled take off time. And from someone who prefers 80+ degree weather-it is HOT on this plane. This is insane. I travel internationally a lot & have never had a situation so bad. All bc they didnt keep up with maintenance. Pissed rn

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@JakeSherman Im pissed too but it’s not that simple. We got two feet of snow, half a foot of sleet on top and then temps dropped lower & froze all of it into a couple feet of solid ice. People that have lived here for decades are acknowledging that we’ve never seen anything like this

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Love spending $7 on a tiny pint of ice cream only for it to be freezer burnt 😃 thanks @TalentiGelato !!

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There were two types of girls in 2009:

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“She’s like the sun. No, she’s like an eclipse of the sun. So beautiful it may blind you, but if you catch her in a reflection, you’ll be the luckiest man alive”
-My friend when some strangers complimented me

I fear no one can top this. Good luck to my future husband w/ his vows

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when my parents ask me for a Christmas list and then tell me they went off list:

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Watching the new Freakier Friday movie w @lindsaylohan and omg the sly @MeanGirls reference 👀

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@georgesantos But I actually have a picture of me and you, with you dressed as Santa, from last year. I feel like that should opt me in to the guest list..

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Me crossing “Ophelia” off my list of future baby names after realizing all the swifties are gonna start using it en masse

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I have selective memory.

The problem is that I don’t select what I can remember.