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[` @schiz04renic]

crazy how i can wake up at 7am on a weekend with no alarm, but on workdays i’m battling for my life to get out of bed.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Yall do know it’s ok to pass a police car right??

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Apple CarPlay does whatever the hell it wants.

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

Once you’ve had a remote job, you really don’t want to go back to a regular job where you have to go to the office every day.

[Azizzar - The Pristine Queen👑 @QueenAzizzar]

You know… Jonasi shocked me from episode 1 but his arrogance & delulu had me clutching my pearls when he found Joyce with a gun & was CONVINCED she was trying to kill HERSELF because there was absolutely NO REASON that she could have had to have wanted him dead 🤣 #ThePolygamist

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

People working in corporate…

Please document EVERYTHING.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

To be very clear, I don’t haťe working but I haťe the concept of working 7-8 hours a day and then going home to only about 5 hours to yourself, which includes catching the bus, cooking, and getting ready for the next day. This is not life.

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Damn you're never stressed at work"

That is because I literally do not care what the outcome is. The company could go bankrupt, the building could get demolished, and I'd just head home

[Chris @citehchris]

one day you receive your first microsoft teams message and then it just keeps happening to you for the next 50 years

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[solé @layxsnv]

you better hide yo kids capri suns when i come around cause i be dirsty too

[eliz @eliza___v]

When you thought you had one braid left and she divides it into 21

[Mia Renaldi @Muirmaid]

I need my net salary doubled

[c @cokebeyc]

im worried about everything but dgaf about anything

[Rare @stfuayen]

Shit use to be 1.09 back in high school.

[Zasquiat @MoneyBaggYerrrr]

Idk but you 1000% drive a Escalade

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[tre @mssoowhat]

i’d be in that villa trying to convince ariana to at least get us some hookah

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.