Ian Mojica

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

bob:doctor doctor i need a new but.
doctor:what is it bob.
bob:it has a crack in it
doctor:that is normal bob

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

#PS4share
https://t.co/Vj8XC14cZw

[綺 @ak1225_062708]

Xの紅など激しい曲ばかりではなくて、ここで1曲お子さん向けの曲を…！と始まったアンパンマンのマーチですが、、、

段々激しくなっていく2番からの演奏をご覧下さい。

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

@BasicTaylorRose he moved to Canada

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

@Sarina_Irene sprinkles are the spice of donuts

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

@Sarina_Irene Why don't you love yourself

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

@JohnDiesattheEn not sure if you're doing another John+David novel, but if you do you should go over why North Side isn't mentioned in rap

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

JUST DROVE PAST A CAR ON FIRE

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

I just saw an OLD ASIAN FEMALE TRUCK DRIVER ????

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

(I'm not drunk, I just like dogs a lot)

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

@scottEweinberg run

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

@brianacai you choose when you first hit up a gym at level 5. Team Blue is the best/ Red is trash/ Yellow barely exists

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Father: Shut up! Don’t tell your father how to manage our business. I have eaten more salt than you have rice

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

Can you teach a fish to love?

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

Is it just me, or do all bathrooms have more toothbrushes than necessary?

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

#WEBELONG @nadamczak @xsadpanda https://t.co/UWGIoB9vZB

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

@Sarina_Irene HMM?

[Ian Mojica @_say10]

I've been playing #Skyrim for almost five years now & I just saw the headless horseman for the first time. Weird.