SBJ

l tweet sometimes

[SBJ @_sbdunk29]

If I eat, we all eat

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

Have they tried shooting the algae?

[30 @hoodii30]

having an onIyfans daughter and a soundcloud rapper son has to be the worst combo in mankind

[Otto Guy Nophelia @GoobulousG]

The Japanese would harpoon this whale for such behavior

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Showing my barber this image

[Brace Hemmelgarn @bracehemmelgarn]

This tweet does not stop popping up in my feed and it never gets old. 10/10

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[lazo🇲🇽 @duperace]

when mexico scores and i celebrate but then i remember it was against our korean brothers

[Dictator Mbappe @xanathgum]

not the duck becoming mexico’s mascot akskkakakaka

[Hassan Khadair @HassanKhadair]

You think an hour is 100 minutes?

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

Thought I was done with the Curb clips but I cannot believe I haven’t come across the clip on here of Larry asking an interracial couple what skin tone they would prefer their child to have

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ and ‘DUNE: PART 3’ release in exactly 6 months from today.

[Cap Briagowsky @Briagowsky]

:3

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

“AI is gonna take your job”

I’d like to see AI mix a shitty batch of concrete and tell the apprentice to secretly bury it in the homeowner’s garden

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Complaining about finger guns in AMERICA?

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

gen z supervisor at work said "new tech unlocked" when I told him there was a second toaster oven in the break room. I dont like that this guy can fire me

[lil @lilifying]

interesting move making shrek's sons puerto rican

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.