sterl haggard

he/him

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“Where have I been the past 35 years?” - my dad after that NMINML > Ruby Waves at his first phish show

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Did anyone else get a text this morning that their check from the DNC won’t clear unless they vote again in person in addition to their mail-in and in-person early votes?

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Curious timing to wait for that VSC

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@SpannersReady “Yeah whatever” not the greatest vibes

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@HotS0upSki First time watching? So jealous

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In Austin for the USGP and holding back the urge to bark at all the dawg fans

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IMSA Battle of the Bricks 6 hours at Indianapolis

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@endofsummernoir You don’t have to go to ehrewon

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A play in 3 acts

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The wild kratts to wildboyz pipeline

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Went to mass at one of only two Archabbeys in the country

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@Stecks7 On*

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@Stecks7 You in Strava?

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@mhudgg Or another caustic diarrhea flight

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We’re in an age where Shane Gillis gets name dropped on college gameday

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@endofsummernoir In Paris during the Olympics they used underground parking garages

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@WovenAntelope Check out Jungle Jim’s international grocery if you have some time to kill on the outskirts of Cincy proper

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@sundownmotel When you go to parent teacher conferences and the teacher doesn’t have extra chairs so you have to sit in the chairs made for kindergarteners

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@JesusHSchvice Pee squared + poo squared = ?

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@RearFactory I still jerk off manually