Bishnap Furkuss

philosopher/astrophysicist

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You must… come to terms with your ancient apehood.

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@maxrushden

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If anyone tells you I am incredibly opinionated, they just mean I have incredible opinions.

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@Connor_LFC8 Salah v United

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@maxrushden @barneyronay @danbardell Did Paqueta perhaps have a few quid on him collecting two yellow cards?

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@KateCornell How does one cure the woke-mind virus?

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Lorde rips.

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@maxrushden @jonawils @marklangdon @mrewanmurray Does Amorim still believe that his United side can win ANY match in the League Cup?

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Let’s do some research and discover a new problem.

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Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

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Tame Impala sounds like if John Lennon got into some seriously trippy drugs!

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In many ways, my weaknesses are really my strengths. For instance, I can and I will eat an entire pound of pasta in an evening.

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Are autopsies free?

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Lethargy is short for Leth Energy.

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Every brownie was once a piece of a much larger brownie… remember this.

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Cleaning a vacuum with a vacuum... what is this called?

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@maxrushden ought Liverpool to sign Kevin De Bruyne and stick him at right back for the next 2 years?

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@cobyenthusiast I agree

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The blues is just jazz for poor people.

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Portion Control to Major Paul… 🎶