bront jonts

phishing scam survivor

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

rt for a tbh + rate

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

edward nortonhands

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

sick n tired of people thinking I want to pet their ugly nasty slobbery dog. OK why do people with dogs in public? assume everybody is going to love their dog and they let their dog go up to everyone and rub their nasty bodies on everyone and they’re stinky noses and s stinky bum

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

It’s so funny to me how every time leftists have a legitimate candidate. Oh let me over you. Stupid fucking prick me ever. Let me over.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

help dog is self harming again (eating grass)

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

how do u even log in to hotmail does it still exist

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

no more womens self-defence classes.

womens OFFENCE classes.

its time to take the fight to them.

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

jeremy irons rolling in his grave: i was a noble gas!!!! throw me out the history books will prove me right-AGHGHGHHG 👻👻👻👻 he had been torned up by master shreddr

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

whays weing with my wife

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

emergency room number

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

emergency rom number

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

hey everyone$) wife is fine she is just gettkgn iver theflue

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

left my wife at home with the microwave on for 45 minutes zero decomds

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

so after all these years nobody thought to tell me infinite jest was fiction? what is this enders game 2?

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

no no it was good I just didnt expect him to be a monkey thats all

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

.@lcdsoundsystem hot dog is playing in my mouth, my mouth

[bront jonts @_schmiltz]

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