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pinning a tweet is like them old war dudes walking round with their medals

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YouTube video how many Pringles stop every bullet now

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

Getting head from an indian counts as anal

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I’m at the party #pulluhh

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@uhhhell @patinaresearch Beetle would be for 911 as they’re rear engine. It’s boxyer cos they’re both mid engined

[uhhhell @uhhhell]

Worlds greatest machine ever made, and some boxster

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I be reposting some straight bullshit on ig forgetting normal people follow me

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Boxers under trunks is disgusting why tf would you do that?

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Some bitches really be mr beaning it out with their trouser height

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.

The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.

"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.

The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.

The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.

The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.

Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.

Insane.

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Cheesy Micheal

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

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Fuck I’m so hungry now that all looks TUHHH

[convertible m3 evangelist FOREVER @blakesley_]

I love the Ferrari California

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Graveyards should have interactive floor plan apps or audio guides w people’s stories or cool shit

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Fuck you

[spor @sporadica]

i discovered something better

airport beer with your wife

[Lee ◡̈ @L_33_H]

🤠

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NEW TEETH BABY I GOT MY TEETH

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Chomping at the bit is an amazing saying

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Twitter just original thoughts daily ™

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Boy slow down dropping all that BS music...😭😂✌🏾️

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Sprinting up the stairs with a full cup of coffee not spilling a single drop the day is MINE