Scorpihoeee

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 💗💜💙

[Scorpihoeee @_scorpihoeee]

one time I did a lip scrub, booty scrub AND shaved my legs for this boy and he didn’t even put on chapstick for our make out sesh,,,,,,

the disrespect is just,,,

[alya @zhuraavli]

this ilya edit to tzar domynik being the best thing ever

[Scorpihoeee @_scorpihoeee]

@giada_canelita I must be absolutely insane cuz I can identity every outfit and event/photohoot at which each photo was taken just based on lips and lighting alone

[orgasm donor @hellanovers]

"you already left kudos-" DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE, I WANNA LEAVE A HUNDRED MORE

[ellie @rozanov__]

me reading fic before i fall asleep

[star @tgirleddie]

watching two dudes leaving buildings and getting into cars all day long

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

wanting gay guy dick is a disease and i’m SICK

[debs ⊹ ࣪ @cuecadohyunjin]

como a vida soa quando a fanfic não é "então eles se amaram a noite inteira", mas sim um hot maravilhoso e extremamente bem escrito

[soapy @connorvapethief]

reading smut instead of watching porn because i’m an intellectual

[brena @malikjaguarx]

quem nunca virou a noite lendo fanfic não sabe o que é vício de verdade

[b @wwxwashere]

trying to stop the possibility of a thought occurring:

[rey @rehucon]

FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO SHITTED ON WOLFBIRD IF U SHITTED ON WOLFBIRD I FUCKING HATE YOUR FUCKING ASS FUCK YOU FROM TAKING MY FAVORITE FIC AWAY FROM ME FUCK YOU

[claire 97 DAYS ✧ @livslangdon]

wolfbird not updating anymore #ok that was my favorite fanfiction out of every single fic i have read regardless of every fandom i’ve been in i actually hate you guys

[Clark @psilvissinbin]

In honour of Ao3 moving out of beta I think we need to remind everyone that ao3 was founded to fight censorship. Literally made as an Archive for fan works because every other site would delete “problematic” works or cave to outside pressures
If you don’t like that, leave.

[່͏ @peaknyra]

“reading smut on ao3 is a sin”
me in hell https://t.co/ztr61MKPre

[C ⏾ @shatteredges_]

"shall we look at the moon my little loon" ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[azu ❀ 🇦🇷 @azussugus]

como se siente entrar a ao3 y ver a ESE ship encontrándose y enamorándose en todos los universos

[gel @agustorrie]

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic

[beck @unrivaled]

thinking about how good ilya is going to look in that damn gladiator costume

[kennedy @lovelyhollanov]

#freethem

[connor storrie defense attorney @royzanov]

“Hi, I’m Connor Storrie and I’m hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest Mumford and Sons…”