Thiefcatcher

20+ yrs LP Professional, grumpy old man, dad, husband, conservative. I like good cigars, good Bourbon, and good coffee.

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

AMEN!

[Karly619 @DepravedAngel]

Dear Hollywood celebrities,

You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it.

You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera. And often when you are away from one too. Your entire existence depends on my patronage.

I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance.

I don’t really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren’t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me.

I’m supposed to care what the director of fluffy tripe made for gullible people thinks about global warming or gun control? Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something blue and shiny.

And I'm also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump doesn't end the war? Ha. Please don't forget to close the door behind you. We'd like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here.

Make me laugh, or cry, or scare me; but realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely as entertainment

So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey!

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

@harveyspistols That looks sweet

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

It is finally starting to cool off here at home, and yet, I go looking for Rascal and soon after receive a communique that he is in the heat of "The Jungle".

What does this mean? How would I know? It could be anything with this animal.

All I could make out was, "Hey, I hate to cut it short but their closing in and while the drones are not as effective in this heavy canopy these barefoot bums can sure be a nasty fight on the ground. Sal is ready and the fuses are set, gotta go light'em up boss! Hey! *Radio Crackle* take the FN, it's ready to go and hot to trot!"

Before I can get out the second half of "WTH?" I hear rifle reports and he hangs up.

Well, all I can figure is he has gotten himself neck deep in jungle trouble with his buddy Sal. Rascal has been in worse scrapes before. He'll make it back, for sure.

As always we thank @SummRidge for their continued support on missions as these! Time is tight and the shots are close so get in the comments for more!

Good Luck
Godspeed
Keep Going!

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

@DJBuildIt I never win but why not

[Darin James @DJBuildIt]

I’ve been feeling extra blessed lately to be spending time in Hawaii and Canada, so I want to pay it back a little and do a giveaway for the FitX homies

Up for grabs are 3 amazing products

Cleanform Nutrition PureBlood
Cleanform Nutrition Birds of Prey Stimfree Preworkout
Nutricost Glycine Powder (1lb)

I don’t have any affiliation with either of these companies, I just think that everyone could benefit from using these, and want to spread some love.

Rules:

Be following me, comment below, and repost this. One entry per person.

I’ll select 3 winners ~48 hours from now and get the orders placed shortly after getting addresses.

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

@alphafox Atari Pong

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

@DigitalFringed1 @bowtiedmeathead @bowtiedfarmer @takegenesis I want this

[💯Mike Appy aka Crema💯 @DigitalFringed1]

Time for another Appy Takeover

1 winner takes all

My Cookbook with inscription

1 pack of Lean stix from @bowtiedmeathead

3lb Jar of honey and 2 bars of soap from @bowtiedfarmer

30 day supply of dusk and dawn from @takegenesis

1 Qwench Clear Whey Strawberry Melon from @QWENCHprotein

1 mini bottle of oliva dorado olive oil from @Oliva_Dorado_

To enter just like, RT, comment below, and must be following everyone

Winner announced in 48 hours

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

@AJA_Cortes Not defending obese people but it's not exactly a choice if people can't afford it. My wife's insurance doesn't cover her GLP and out of pocket it costs $1400/mo

[THE REAL 💯D👀KS💯 @trinity2pointO]

🔥🔥🔥ELITE RESEARCH GIVEAWAY🔥🔥🔥

You know the rules… must like, repost, and follow @trinity2pointO & @EliteresearchUS.

48 hours. USA only. Another banger!!!

✔️Matte grey on white Yupoong
✔️BPC/KPV cyclodextrin melts
✔️Omega lyo (mots/ss-31 blend)
✔️Tesa/Ipa lyo blend
✔️Genesis (PQQ/J-147 caps)
✔️Tad 20 caps
✔️DMAA liquid
✔️PE-22-28 spray
✔️Dreamz amino blend
✔️5-amino 50 mg/mL x 30 mL
✔️Trinity 2.0 (O-304/GE-0742/SR-9011 caps)
✔️Primal Peace (L-theanine/apigenin/aniracetam)
✔️Rejuven-8 cream (smap-8/ghk)

https://t.co/IsvPzhnExM

[THE REAL 💯D👀KS💯 @trinity2pointO]

🔥🔥🔥ELITE RESEARCH GIVEAWAY🔥🔥🔥

These just keep getting better…

✔️ER CROWN YUPOONG SNAPBACK
✔️BPC/KPV CYCLODEXTRIN MELTS
✔️ 20 MG/ML 5-AMINO (1000 MG TOTAL)
✔️DREAMZ
✔️RT-30 MG
✔️OMEGA (MOTS/SS BLEND) 15 MG
✔️O-304 CAPS (ATX-304)
✔️SLU-PP-915 20 MG/ML
✔️BROMANTANE 100 MG/ML
✔️AOD-9604 CAPS
✔️TRINITY CAPS
✔️SR-9011 CAPS
✔️HOSPIRA 30 ML

48 HOURS. MUST FOLLOW, LIKE, AND REPOST.

USA ONLY

https://t.co/IsvPzhnExM

[THE REAL 💯D👀KS💯 @trinity2pointO]

🔥🔥🔥🔥ELITE GIVEAWAY🔥🔥🔥🔥

To promote the rollout of our new Quick Pick 10 & Build Your Own Bundle discount program, we are doing an unbelievably badass giveaway.

This program allows you to receive discounts starting at 3 items and receive as much as 15% on 10 or more items (mix n match) PLUS an extra 10% off with your favorite affiliate code.

Giveaway:
✔️ER LEGO set
✔️5 Reta 10 mg
✔️2 Cartalax 20 mg
✔️2 Vilon 20 mg
✔️1 Omega 15 mg (Mots/SS-31 blend)
✔️1 Hospira 30 mL
✔️BPC/KPV Cyclodextrin Melts
✔️Inferno-X Caps
✔️Vault 3 mL plastic storage case

Must like and re-post. 48 hours. USA only.

https://t.co/IsvPzhnExM

[THE REAL 💯D👀KS💯 @trinity2pointO]

🔥🔥🔥ELITE RESEARCH GIVEAWAY🔥🔥🔥

This one is absolutely badass.

✔️RICHARDSON ROPE HAT
✔️BPC+KPV CYCLODEXTRIN MELTS
✔️GENESIS
✔️NMN
✔️TRINITY 2.0
✔️BROMANTANE

So many mfers jumping in this space but there’s only one https://t.co/IsvPzhnExM

48 hours. USA only. Like plus repost.

[THE REAL 💯D👀KS💯 @trinity2pointO]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸ELITE RESEARCH GIVEAWAY🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

48 HOURS. USA ONLY. LIKE AND RE-POST.

✔️1/1 FLEX FIT ‘MERICA 250 LID (its badass)
✔️SLU-PP-915
✔️OMEGA
✔️GENESIS
✔️L-CARN
✔️DMAA

ONE OF THE MOST BADASS GIVEAWAYS EVER IN HONOR OF 250

SALE IS STILL ROLLING TILL MIDNIGHT CENTRAL

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

#funnyvoiceover #funnyshorts #funny #fypage #fy https://t.co/Z7knnQWicY via @YouTube

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

@CraigBrockie Probiotics

[Jay Campbell @JayCampbell333]

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Want access?

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[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

@JayCampbell333 Peptide

[Thiefcatcher @_ScottishTrader]

@CraigBrockie Guide please, my gut is a mess

[THE REAL 💯D👀KS💯 @trinity2pointO]

🔥🔥🔥ELITE RESEARCH GIVEAWAY🔥🔥🔥

You do not want to miss this opportunity

✔️1/1 3D puff stitch new logo Yupoong
✔️Nostridamus
✔️MK-677
✔️BAM-15
✔️Orforglipron
✔️Selank
✔️CagriReta
✔️Tesamorelin
✔️DSIP
✔️TB-500 (TB-4)

48 hours. USA only. Must like and repost.

https://t.co/IsvPzhnExM