Daniel James

[B. @Ticklemelili]

So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭

[Hastings College Athletics @HastingsBroncos]

Hansen has a new career high

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

I️ just wanna let everyone know Jordan drives my 3/4 ton 4 door long bed like a pro... that is all. Thank you.

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

Daniel: your farts don’t smell but they’re so loud....
Jordan: I’d rather your farts be as loud as a gun shot then smell as bad as they do...

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

@JordannPhillips Babies are better then puppies

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

@JordannPhillips I️ already got you a baby... and she’s coming a whole month before your birthday

[Pistols Firing @pistolsguys]

Mason Rudolph beats out Baker Mayfield for the Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award, given to the nation’s top senior or fourth-year quarterback.
https://t.co/NVim1yNEKb

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

@CiaraSunshinee @AyyeBaayBaay @JordannPhillips

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Night. Made. Happy Halloween, America!

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

I just went to put on my sweatpants and had one leg in before realizing @JordannPhillips underwear was in there

[KTWB Radio @ktwbfm]

WOW.....Pretty powerful!! https://t.co/jfKbBFiGg5

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

This pleases me greatly... 😂

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

@JordannPhillips LETS DOOOOO IT

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

@JordannPhillips just farted and I think I'm gonna puke

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

I cast my Heisman ballot for Mason Rudolph! Click the player you think deserves the @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse vote! https://t.co/mBQWRXXtjU

[Barstool Pokes @BarstoolOKST]

Mason Rudolph 🐐🐐🐐

[Daniel James @_scotty_d]

Shoutout to @JordannPhillips daddio for these graduation gifts! Thanks, Brett. You're the real MVP 🤘🏼