aubrey

my fav pastime activity is looking up people's criminal records
♡ RIP Kayla Hodapp & Trent Putnam ♡ the devil speaks for me..... obviously

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

If I ever say "hml" I mean "hate my life" don't hit my line thank you

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

Tits the season bitches 😻

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

Who the fuck names these squishmallows?

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

I love playing metal at the bar and then all of a sudden, these other hoes start requesting their country and top 40 bs. #ass #cantstopwontstop

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

If you are going to snap pictures of your food, at least make it fucking look good. Nobody is trying to see your nasty lookin food with the dingy lighting. 😺

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

Losers. Losers everywhere.

[★ luna ★ @LunaBaby_xxx]

“What makes you happy?”

Money

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

I will never not love the Bernie Mac show. Just saying. #WhereYouAt

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

It ain't nothing to cut that bitch off

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

Did you go through a Hollywood Undead phase in middle school or were you a good kid?

[The Ethical Pervert @BeefcakeDillon]

“I’m so wet” ok so dry off?? The fuck

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

wish I had some Polly Pocket clothes to chew on rn (just to take the edge off)

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

2 of my cousins have permed their hair to look like Jack Harlow and I'm finally getting it

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

Okay what the fuck Jack Harlow is hot

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

"Man it'd be so funny if cats could drive" - Me
(I think I smoked too much today)

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

woke up and turned my swag on (took adderall)

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

I had a guy ask me what my fetish is and I said "when men bring me food"

Guess who got taco bell dropped off at her apartment

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

Guess who's back back back

Back again

[Prof @Profgampo]

Prof branded pregnancy tests…

Retweet if U’d cop 🤔

[aubrey @_scroopynooper]

@kchambzz No regrets