Matt

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Tucker Harlin @TuckerHarlin]

San Diego State has the coolest helmet design of anyone.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Home plate umpire Dan Merzel called the ball fair, giving Matt Shaw a single despite it appearing clearly foul

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[Matt @_sdmatt]

@Steelers_DB Just a dead, rotting corpse of a franchise at this point

[Matt @_sdmatt]

Need ravens to win by 40 today

[Steelers Depot 7⃣ @Steelersdepot]

Rapoport: Steelers ‘Likely’ To Pick Up Mike Tomlin’s 2027 Option #Steelers #NFL #Pittsburgh https://t.co/WZXLbLKco4

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Your main takeaway from Mad Men should be that he's just a silly guy

[Luka Donkicks @LukaDonkicks]

The SDSU Aztecs got their first representation via Luka Dončić’s shoes in last night’s Lakers game.

Dončić had previously worn several Jordan Brand–sponsored schools’ shoes in-game, with the last being North Carolina via the Luka 2.

📸: Adam Pantozzi & Ronald Martinez via Getty

[Seth Rorabaugh @SethRorabaugh]

Mike Tomlin will say something like, "We can't eat soup with forks. We need spoons." Then the Steelers will sign a 2018 Pro Bowler to the practice squad.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me as a kid watching Cars for the first time

[MLB @MLB]

The 2025 @RawlingsSports Platinum Glove Award winner in the National League is Fernando Tatis Jr.!

[Jon Schaeffer @jonschaeffer]

Cool note from last night: Elzie Harrington and Tae Simmons are the first Aztec freshmen to score 10+ points in their debut since Jeremy Hemsley scored 20 points vs. Illinois State on Nov. 13, 2015.

[MLB @MLB]

The Padres announce Yu Darvish underwent Ulnar Collateral Ligament repair surgery last Wednesday.

Darvish is expected to miss the entirety of the 2026 season.

[San Diego FC @sandiegofc]

The New Kid on the Block 🍦

Your Major League Soccer Newcomer of the Year 🇩🇰

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

COLLEGE BASKETBALL IS OFFICIALLY BACK