Gese

IG: _shaddap | SC: samoan.muli | Bay Area 🌉 American Samoa 🇦🇸 Las Vegas 🌵

[Ja’Naeeee @NaeeAlizeee]

Girls NEED their dads.

[Kyle @kkunta__]

if we're dating my family will help you find ways to make fun of me

[Gout Chaser 🍖 @dezphoric]

“Don’t let guys treat you like free salsa, you’re guac babygirl.”

[Gese @_shaddap]

nothing makes me more mad than eating a banana flavored candy only to find out it’s lemon 😩

[Gout Chaser 🍖 @dezphoric]

No one:

Billie Eilish:

[Rihanna @rihanna]

I’m so sorry @LaurenLondon 💙🙏🏿💙

[Gese @_shaddap]

@Melliciouus you’re lashes are so extra, i love it 😍😍😍

[Gese @_shaddap]

i miss when name calling was more playful and innocent; like, “penny pincher” or “old hag.” now, all you hear is “ol dumb ass, ugly ass hoe bag” or “needa go wash yo stank ass, no edges having ass, daddy long leg lookin ass” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[zoe🫶🏼 @zoeebitch]

I’m not pregnant but I’m still eating for two 💯💯 me and my inner bad bitch

[Gese @_shaddap]

growing up i was used to telling ppl my name was “nessa” bcoz the majority couldn’t pronounce it. but now i really push people to pronounce my name correctly.

[Melody @Melliciouus]

I have 0 exes don’t ask me about no nigga period

[Gese @_shaddap]

@Temukisaaa idk about THAT soon 😭 but if anything, we can be fat during abi’s wedding week 😂

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

If you’re going to reach your destiny, you have to get good at ignoring things. Ignore negative comments, ignore insults, ignore the naysayers. They are distractions trying to keep you from God’s best.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If you go to my grandmas house and she offers you food and you say “ NO” just know she going to talk maaa shit about you when you leave and call you a fake friend.

[Gese @_shaddap]

@Temukisaaa when i get back, uncle will take us and we can all be fat together 😋😋

[Gese @_shaddap]

oh, unless i specifically grew up with you and BEEN calling you my cousin. Outside of that, nahhh we aint fam 🤣

[Gese @_shaddap]

Samoans need to understand that if our great great grandparents are not related OR we do not share great great grandparents, we are NOT family 🤷🏽‍♀️ So if I want you, I’m gone have you 🤪
#SamoanProblems

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Life is too short to waste another day being upset. It’s not always easy to get over it, but the pain of letting it go is less than the pain of holding on and missing your destiny.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

God is your vindicator. He will make up for the wrongs that were done to you. If you will stay in peace, stay on the high road, God will vindicate you better than you can vindicate yourself.