sades

hooptika👽

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Jordin Sparks really showed up out of nowhere, won American Idol, released No Air, then faded into the background as all of our parents were getting divorced

[sades @_shadysade_]

Dis is my super cute spy cat James Bond. He’s Santa’s lil helper.

[Raghad @raghadmar]

In case you had a bad day :’)

[T @tylerthecreator]

get a passport, see the world

[BEN10 @omelly444]

Girls are shit with birthday gifts you’ll hint for a Rolex all year & she’ll turn up with a jar that’s filled with 22 things she loves about you lol

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

girls: idk how I got this bruise

also girls:

[sades @_shadysade_]

*******PSA*********
*SUBWAYS HAM IS ACTUALLY HAM FLAVORED TURKEY*
#imbaaaaack

[sades @_shadysade_]

@mjkrell Tomorrow😏😏

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

instant mood booster

[charlotte alvarez @Char_alvarez]

what essential oil will stop me from being a dumb bitch

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The first CEO of Apple was named Michael Scott.

[phil @warmfourloko]

white guys during sex:

[2 min in] oh yeah you like that [c*ms] oh shit my bad [hits juul] sorry about the holes in my wall my stepmom pissed me off last week [waves at roommate through hole] ay what up travis