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[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

If you accept money from AIPAC you are a traitor to the United States of America.

[Shan @_ShanG9]

I saw Goody Proctor have a 20 min conversation with Mitch McConnell

[Shan @_ShanG9]

@metroadlib It’s such a delightful texture! Why wouldn’t we be!

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Waiting for Mitch McConnell’s statement on Lindsey Graham.

[weisselberger @weisselbergers]

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell were reunited tonight after an upbeat 20-minute phone call.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[Shan @_ShanG9]

It’s not enough to use the office to line his pockets. He has to kill and separate families in their communities, homes and natural habitats. Everyday proving why he and the people he’s surrounded by are unspeakably evil.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Trump admin now allows endangered animal habitats to be used for drilling, farming, mining, and real estate development.

Under a new Interior Department rule, eliminating endangered species habitats is no longer illegal.

[Hiwet ✨ @tearsricochet_1]

Taylor getting married 4th of July weekend because when she finally freed herself from British men she found a husband

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Shan @_ShanG9]

@dwsa0moritz Newsies

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

YOU GUYS ARE COPS!!!!! The surveillance state has become too much. You all monitor and record everyone too much! Stop being a fucking cop! ACAB for your ass too!

[MLB @MLB]

.@NoahKahan what do you know about poop & Citizens Bank Park?

[Shan @_ShanG9]

Writing about the New Jersey Pinelands again has been so fulfilling and extraordinarily fun. I’ll be doing an entire series, so come join me. First installment is out now!

https://t.co/PT8oCyxHrV

[Doug Gausepohl @Doug_Gausepohl]

“Due to Amtrak overhead wire issues in Penn Station New York, Train Dog rail service is operating with 60-minute delays into and out of Penn Station New York.”

[NICKSILVA @nicksilva1]

Me pointing to David Stearns when someone asks me who destroyed The New York Mets:

[Shan @_ShanG9]

The Pope said my writing is divine. Read it so you can go to heaven!

https://t.co/PT8oCyxHrV

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

the pope just loves ripping on AI it’s so sick

[winn ⚾︎ @CANCELLEDwinns]

people getting weird about road closures when its literally just gonna be w 31st between 7th and 8th which oh look at that is currently closed as i type this 💀

[Shan @_ShanG9]

@rocco_botte No that’s Ted Cruz

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

the holy father says to pay your writers more