Shannon Lambert

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

"nah, here's to right now" -Troy Bolton

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

@cfitz1214 😔

[DJ cuz @cfitz1214]

Gun to my head I’m not posting a picture of me throwing my graduation cap up in the air

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

@cfitz1214 i got one bag of kit kats for my 16th bday. that was all. ◡̈

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

a poem for coronavirus:
*ahem*
shall i compare thee to a summers day? no. a summers day is not a bitch.

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

hey if you’re the year 2020 your mom’s a hoe

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

i can’t stop listening to wagon wheel

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

alright i’m prepared to argue, brussel sprouts are a top tier vegetable

[unblock me george lopez @ihatealmonds]

and in that moment...I swear we were infinite

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

@mo_tool ohhhh true

[👑 @_rockim]

Don’t stop retweeting! This man is set to be MURDERED in 19 DAYS, for a crime he DID NOT commit.

[Jay Inslee @JayInslee]

Not one single question about the climate crisis.
Not one single question about the climate crisis.
Not one single question about the climate crisis.

This is the existential crisis of our time. Not one single question, and that’s completely inexcusable. #DemDebate

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

my twin nieces turned 5 today but this video of them when they were 3 to this day is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

a reminder that the amazon forest has been on fire for 3 weeks now and because of the lack of media coverage people don’t know about it. this is one of most important ecosystems on earth

[James @CaucasianJames]

only jonathan van ness can judge me

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

luke p. is the weenie in Santorini #TheBachlorette

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

@mo_tool how’s today after last nights loss?😔

[Target @Target]

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┃╱╱╲╲ this
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▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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don’t let friends go
to Target alone ❤
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[. @gugugaga__]

this works. i’m not even gonna front. retweeted one of these yesterday and got an email for a job interview this morning.

[Shannon Lambert @_shanlambert_]

#BellLetsTalk