shannon

now if you excuse me, i need to go take a shower so i cant tell if im crying or not

[shannon @_shannnonroche]

@mtracey you are a disgusting waste of space and the fact you think anyone holds your opinion in high esteem shows how truly deluded you are. men think it’s a career to sit behind a microphone and spew whatever nonsense they can scrape out of their feeble little brains. no one wants this!

[shannon @_shannnonroche]

how do people form thoughts, mitski is so real I DONT LIKE MY MIND :,)

[shannon @_shannnonroche]

if they let me do the horoscopes in the newspaper i would fuck shit up

[shannon @_shannnonroche]

@hankgreen isn’t fungus just land corals???????

[Mira Sorvino @MiraSorvino]

I want to leave Matthew Perry’s own words here as the way we remember him. There will never be another like him- he lit up so many hearts in so many ways. Godspeed to Paradise!

[trish @ultragloss]

hozier accidentally posting this weird filter that was meant for his close friends story on his main story and then issuing an apology 😭

[Reid @reido_bandito]

Me ordering another vodka redbull at 1am

[shannon @_shannnonroche]

seagulls have no business being awake at 6am

[shannon @_shannnonroche]

danny divito should be immortal

[shannon @_shannnonroche]

i hope ai can make a muppets version of the shining soon it would bring me so much joy

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

me, in my 20s, on a saturday night

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

why is it so hard to get rid of clothes that i don't even wear

[🂱 @laylology]

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

[SLW @SophiewheatleyX]

How do u do a Be real without a peace sign pls ! X

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Do Ministers realise that NHS staff often work beyond their contracted hours for no extra payment?

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Amazing to think that these lads were in charge of our health and education in the pandemic.🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

i refuse to be controlled by a calendar. happy halloween everyone