Shannon

sometimes... books that are classics.. are worse

[Shannon @_shannon109]

selling 2 tickets for the Killers tonight in Dublin, paid about £70 for them but happy to sell for under - DM if interested :)
#thekillers #Dublin

[Shannon @_shannon109]

boyfriend says Davide is DENNISing Ekin Su and you know what he kind of is- #LoveIsland

[Shannon @_shannon109]

"wordle is so pretentious now with these complicated words" bro just say the only thing youve ever read is harry potter and go

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

my thoughts are with the clinton family in this trying time as their close and personal best friend (pictured front and center at chelsea clintons wedding) is going to federal prison for sex trafficking minors.

[Rachel Blaquière @r_blaquiere]

right wingers will call the bbc biased and then go and read shit sponsored by the koch brothers

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

A straight man with a very small dog is part of the LGBTQ

[Aleks Le | MARK 🐝 in INVINCIBLE VS @AleksLeVO]

low effort GAMER copypasta done in 1 take bc it's 1:30AM 🙃

original post by @josie_ferngrove

[Shannon @_shannon109]

i wish i was this cool

[jay @jaydiarie]

the n word doesnt “slip” out unless u already use it in ur notmal vocabulary lol

[Shannon @_shannon109]

@_lucymr primary movement......

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Normalize men wearing short shorts

[Shannon @_shannon109]

@_lucymr two scorpios in mercury means we communicate in similar ways 😌

[Shannon @_shannon109]

tired of hearing about chrissy teigen. society had progressed past the need for chrissy teigen

[Shannon @_shannon109]

how to eat grapes:
step 1: buy grapes
step 2: wait
step 3: bolt awake 3 days later at 4am and say "oh no the grapes!!"

[Shannon @_shannon109]

@_lucymr my aisle at 3am: a mess. cardboard everywhere. 3 cages of backstock out
me: no one TOUCH IT i have a SYSTEM

[Shannon @_shannon109]

working in tesco is making me retroactively more fond of brands i was otherwise neutral on. for example i am now a fan of stockwell because their stuff is easy to unpack and shelve

[Shannon @_shannon109]

got so many ideas for relatable memes about working night shifts at tesco, but the only person i can share them with is my mum, who also works night shifts at tesco

[lex luthor @lexxipro]

gibby has died

[Shannon @_shannon109]

men will be like "you're perfect. its like you were made in a lab to be exactly everything ive ever wanted. i cant believe how perfect you are for me" and then dump you 2 months later