Shannon

[Grace @graceyldn]

Martin Lewis watching us all trying to buy Glastonbury tickets during a cost of living crisis. #Glastonbury

[whiz @frankwhiz1]

I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally.

I’m in fucking Stockport.

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

this is the hard work she’s talking about girlies ✨

[Olivia Taylor @oliviajtaylorx]

Proper does my head in when people have no sense of urgency and just dawdle about everywhere like just get a move on man

[Shannon @_shannonwebber]

Please don’t mention the word tequila around me anymore because I just can’t say no

[Terisa Siagatonu @terisasiagatonu]

My name is in the email and my name is the email, so why are you spelling it wrong: a memoir

[Bill @BillySmedleyy]

Nothing fucks me off more than 2 lorries going 60 neck and neck on dual carriageway

[Morgan @morgansf_]

Can’t believe lockdown gave me the best part of 2 years to diet and save up and I done neither xx now what

[Shannon @_shannonwebber]

WHY do people send you an email and then immediately call to confirm you’ve received it?

[b.b @benoobrown]

me to all my friends when lockdown ends: https://t.co/NFTPHYwhrD

[Shannon @_shannonwebber]

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today and that someone is me

[Shannon @_shannonwebber]

As if she wasn’t enough of an embarrassing Facebook mum she goes and makes a group chat with @jesshomer ffs 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[B r a n d @pissaround]

all girls do is put on lip balm, cry and eat

[Shannon @_shannonwebber]

I’m so absolutely bored of having to cook my own dinner every night

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

i simply do not understand how it is humanly possible to stay on top of exercising and eating and cleaning and washing and admin and work and keeping in contact with people whilst also having time to 'sleep' and 'rest' how are the rest of you people doing this

[Shannon @_shannonwebber]

Is this not what all group chats are for?

[AJ! @funkyiambs]

I have a group text with two buddies where we mostly just send one another pictures of sandwiches we made then congratulate each other.

[Shannon @_shannonwebber]

How is it only Tuesday?

[Shannon @_shannonwebber]

First New Year’s Eve I haven’t spent with @jesshomer in 6 years and I’m very sad about it