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[tt @_sharmss]

RIP to this twitter @ 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Ni4yk4iL6n

[rick sanchez @sharmsies]

Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures firs

[Frankie جاي Bleau @FrankieBleau]

LMFAOOO I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ME DAWG 😂

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Oh he had no choice but to whoop that burglar 😭😭 he was already crazy about her and she was pregnant?? He chose the wrong house that day

[Dwayne @TheStevenDwayne]

And if I said she bodied this then what? She needs to get the fuck off baddies now and get serious

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Trying to explain this to someone who didn’t live through 2011 is hard lol

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

He runs a strict program 😭😭

[໊ @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[Eddie Hennessy @taeisback132]

He’s dead and Megan just finished broadway seems like he’s the one having a downfall 😂😂😂😂😂

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Woman calls out the Megan Thee Stallion dating history memes and says there’s a double standard: ‘Where is Taylor Swift’s, Ariana Grande’s, or Jennifer Lopez’s meme?’

[Asexual Auntie @grandmaisthebby]

Kim K got wifed after her sex tape leaked and black men still want her. Megan doesn’t even have a sex tape and niggas hate her. One is “exotic” the other is a black woman.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.”

MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME
MY BANK IS FORCING ME
THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME
THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME
MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME
SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

[Yuta @ylevi0]

I miss these type of white guys, now they all just vape and say nigga

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Dont let me add "ass nigga"'oh it feels like crack

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE ATE HER UP SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Miss Maryash @MaryashMiss]

I cut my tubes at 24. I know this topic makes people uncomfortable and honestly that’s exactly why I’m talking about it. This was my choice, and in this video I’m walking you through every part of it. The stuff nobody posts about. Go give it a watch🩷
https://t.co/EhwZ6W8vxT

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

The ‘sister,sister’ pilot was really one of the most exciting openings to a sitcom,i literally keep rewatching it to see Tia & Tamera meet for the first time

i love secret twin tropes so bad😭😭

[The Real Ball Watcher @thaRBW]

Mona Leo love on my tl???? She done washed stunna a few times already 😵‍💫

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music