Mrs. MF Johnson to you

meaner than you

[Mrs. MF Johnson to you @_shaynanj]

I just want to be skinny, have long ass hair and eyelashes, and dripping in Navajo pearls is that too much to ask???

[Emm✨ @DFCBarrelRacer]

Cows are like potatoes, it doesn’t matter what form they are in. Burger, streak, rugs or just making a field look good, I love all cows and all potatoes.

[Palmer Anthony @palmeranthony_]

The whole damn town’s in love with you

[swayde 🤠 @SwaydeW]

Old school Jason Aldean goes hard. Idgaf what anybody says.

[Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge]

Don’t aim to be liked.
Aim to be real.
You will get a lot more respect.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I've seen hundreds of tweets about telling women to stop having sex if they don't want to get pregnant but I've seen zero calls for men to become celibate. It will never cease to amaze me how little men are blamed for getting someone pregnant. This is about control and patriarchy

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Remember when they were trying to figure out why there was a giant drop in crime like 30 years ago and they tried to say it was due to better policing…

And then the Freakonomics dudes figured out it’s because an entire generation wasn’t forced to give birth to unwanted kids.

[not trin @unknowntrin]

“we will adopt your baby”

[Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge]

The older you get, the more quiet you become. Life humbles you so deeply as you age. You realize how much nonsense you've wasted time on.

[Sam Malone❌ @GizmosSpace3]

All these people saying “We will adopt your baby” must be forgetting about the 407k + kids in foster care today.

[kel @MiquelleP]

Idk who needs to hear this but it’s ok to enjoy girly things and still be a handy cowgirl

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

So yesterday I found out a vasectomy costs less than my IUD did.
AND they get localized anesthesia or “twilight” anesthesia.
I got told to take an ibuprofen.
No more excuses.

[Julie Saunders @ohmissjulie]

You didn’t grow up in a “more innocent time,” you were just a child with limited access to information

[Ellen Kurz @EllenKurz]

Making abortion a felony when most states don’t allow felons to vote is effectively reversing the 19th Amendment.

[maritza @maritzagaarciax]

I hate getting mad bc I get so disrespectful 😭

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Libertarians support individual rights, not state rights, county rights, or city rights. Decentralization is a tool for protecting individual rights; it is not a substitute.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

An abortion ban will result in more men committing murder. This isn't hysteria or a false panic. It's an objective truth.

Homicide is the number 1 cause of death for pregnant women. Boyfriends and husbands who don't want to have a baby will take matters into their own hands.

[Mrs. MF Johnson to you @_shaynanj]

Hiiiii.

[Mrs. MF Johnson to you @_shaynanj]

Oh to be Margot roller skating as Barbie 🥲

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Margot Robbie rollerskating on the set of Greta Gerwig's BARBIE.

[ROYALE @royalepains]

Heart aches are real idc what ppl say, when you find out some shit about somebody you fw heavy it’s like ya chest cave in 😭