Shannon

For the amount of time I spend laughing at my own jokes, you'd think I was funny

[Shannon @_shayray]

Speaking in tongues without dropping the gum you forgot to spit out should honestly be an Olympic sport

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

You ever had something in your closet you haven’t worn in a while and then put it on like oh snap I forgot I looked good in this...

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

honestly somma yall looked better in 2009...

[Shannon @_shayray]

@makailarosee SO TRUE HAHAHA

[Maddy smith @maddy_smth]

Open for a surprise

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

You ever had an emoji in you frequently used for like years and then one day it’s gone and you gotta go back and find it and apologize to it?...

[Shannon @_shayray]

@makailarosee HAHAHA IM DEAD

[Shannon @_shayray]

@rebecca14587 @BookOutletcom yes good job

[Shannon @_shayray]

Me?? Watching Christmas movies?? In October?? Absolutely.

[Ricky Dillon @RickyPDillon]

I’m in a bad mood and i don’t know why

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Me at 10pm: I need to go to bed I gotta up early.

Me at 1am:

[Shannon @_shayray]

Honestly filling a planner is the best way to avoid all responsibilities like you just sit and act productive and then you take a nap. It's great.

[Shannon @_shayray]

@joeykidney Well whoever you find, pick them based off of if they'd be willing to do the routine with you 😂

[Michael J. Murphy @MikeyMurphy]

ugh I’ve been so ugly these last few hundred weeks

[Shannon @_shayray]

PSA SMILE COOKIES WILL BE AT TIMS ON SEPTEMBER 17TH ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

[Shannon @_shayray]

I've seen more bouncy castles in my 2 years of university than I did throughout my entire childhood

[Luke Korns @LukeKorns]

GUYS MY NEPHEW IS DUE IN 2 DAYS. I AM EXCITED BUT NERVOUS BECAUSE I JUST I HAVE TO BE THE COOL UNCLE, AND THAT STARTS AT BIRTH. I'M BUYING HIM A MOTORCYCLE.

[Shannon @_shayray]

@makailarosee SPARKLING WATER IS AMAZING

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

customers Iooking at me when i input their cash amount and they say “wait i have change” but i can’t do math