Shecky

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

I’m starting to think those Messi training stories from his teammates weren't exaggerated at all 😭

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Alex Prompter @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[VΩX @VoxExVeritas]

Proof that no one with money is trying to fix real problems.

[Kashi @JackSablier]

No van a creer dónde estoy leyendo esto

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

.@KingJames

[Aquille @AquilleAli]

Every time i have a bad day, I watch Invincible because I know Mark’s day is worse

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Bruh do you know how crazy of numbers you gotta be doin for the boss to do a crossover with you?!?

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

2016 is the last year (black) people collectively remember as a good year all around. Hm I wonder what monumental event took place to change all that? Surely it must’ve been something.

[Shecky @_shecky]

If he got the start lane 3 got. Oh my days

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout.

10.04 at the age of 16. Speechless.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

Congratulations to all of the players for standing on business

[Shecky @_shecky]

Bro?

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?

Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga that was they mama😭

[Shecky @_shecky]

Calling President Obama OG is INSANE.
ANT is different

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

Ant Edwards. President Barack Obama.

It began at Team USA Training camp and turned into a game of one-on-one we didn’t know we needed.

[Matt Hanifan @mph_824_]

“Bam Adebayo did WHAT????”

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

7 in open gym is damn near a KD performance

[YUNG JEFF 🗡️ @YUNGJEFF]

I’m really not exaggerating here… this scene alone has somehow elevated One Piece to even new levels for me

Might be the most I’ve cried watching the show tbh, I must’ve rewatched it over 100 times last night.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

March in Canada is really just a different season every day