Moo

[Vaidehi Murthy @ButVai]

Genghis Khan loved Tuesdays, because it was Mongol war.

[leif 🐌 @twinpeaksizle]

şirket sunumuna %2 opaklıkta şunu ekliyorum her slayta

[siân @grxsxn]

I’m just a teenage kirkbag baby

[Skoom 🔻 @SkoomaBoofer]

“One like isn’t a lot” imagine one bullet to the neck

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city

[濱中裕明 @Ototo_]

A minimal crosswords puzzle I made.
Down
1: Insect
2:not you
3:Drink
-
Across
1:A little

[creedmakinnoise. @myculturenoisey]

My coworker tinder age range is from 18-99. That boy a #RealFucker

[Patches @senator_gun]

coworkers be like “reacted with thumbs-up::skin-tone-2”

[nai ☆ @mmynoelles]

doom when professor x try to read his mind

[average joe @lastbookmark]

dharmendra pradhan’s chatgpt prolly telling him that it's not your fault and that doesn’t make you a bad person

[milkydraws8 | COMMS OPEN (5/10) @milkydraws8]

Tried helping an old lady cross the road she screamed to leave her alone

[a 🫐 @arhamshaikhh]

There should be an anti linkedin app where everyone posts their L’s and we congratulate them for it

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[✰ @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Friends don’t even say goodnight anymore

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[ab @abdvlahi]

Norwegian citizen born in Norway stuck in India living on the streets surviving being a tourist guide smoking on the facking roads

[k @localdrain]

you guys remember who you lost your upi virginity to

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

[key ✮ @cultarr]

if youre awkward as an adult they kill you