Shelby Smith

Hi Mom.

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

Haven’t used Twitter since college. I’m back now, but all I do is check updates from @asana to see if it’s down or if my internet is slow. More riveting content to come.

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

HE’S BACK.

#dALLasIN

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

@Facebook Why is page posts down?? My team and I are trying to schedule content before Turkey Day! Can you help us!? #pagepostsdown #facebookdown

[Peacock @peacock]

Trying to take up other hobbies with #InstagramDown like

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

@ballparklawyer Hey, @ballparklawyer.
Several times. It's available for streaming on @netflix. 10 out of 10 would recommend.

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

But seriously. Who has extra tickets to graduation?

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

When is friendship chapel?

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

Hey SAGU Graduating Seniors... if you have any extra graduation tickets.. I know a girl whose whole family decided to come.

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

@davidonyon Preach.

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

FYI: Your paper is considered plagerism if you use over 100 words from a book and over 70 from a journal article.

Paraphrase, people!!

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

@seanix93 Your pink pens 🙄

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

@maryannmansour I was just trying to be nominated for Ms.
southwestern.

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

APRIL 6th! SAGU SENIOR SKIP DAY!

[Tori Timmons @toritimmons]

If you were to classify yourself has a type of potato, what would it be??? RT for accuracy

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

Should be doing homework but instead I'm listening to all the remixes of Shape of You. #help

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

Reality 😞

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

Remember when my professor scheduled an exam for the Monday after spring break?

[Shelby Smith @_shelbynsmith]

I just want to be sponsored by @OldNavy... is that too much to ask?

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Bears.

Beets.

Battlestar Galactica.